Sorry I haven’t posted a Franken-Uterus update, (if you came here from other platforms), my 15 year old niece died & I am not ok (I will be, I have an amazing support network, it’s just gonna take time to get there). I’m not ready to say this on my larger platforms yet, but yall are a good group.

YALL I try so hard not to judge and let people ask genuine questions, no matter how silly or uneducated, but I can’t tell you how many times people have asked me how I pee now or if I “don’t have a hole anymore” since posting about my hysterectomy. And I am genuinely so flabbergasted.

I hate when people are like “stop trying to make having autism into a quirky thing, it’s a serious disability.” … like … have you MET any autistic people? If you need autistic people to be “unquirky” in order to take them seriously, I have bad news for you about autism 😂

I bought my fiancé a pair of the yellow plaid slim cut Tripp pants with the zippers and straps on em. Highly recommend. Don’t recommend ordering them immediately before getting a hysterectomy. 6 weeks of “pelvic rest.” I fucked up yall. Great idea! POOR planning.

I just met with the most patronizing useless apathetic doctor I’ve ever seen. It was a urogynecology appointment. I asked for a female doctor. There aren’t any in-network female urogynecologists, so I said fine. I paid $40 for gaslighting & objectively inaccurate information.

Why did no one tell me that Midol has caffeine in it?

Hello, I have remembered that this app exists again, so I will be using it constantly for 3 days, and then forgetting about it again for 6 months

I’ve noticed that the only people who jump down my throat in comments sections for not being an all-knowing 100% ethical consumer under capitalism are white women from financially comfortable homes. & girl I hear you, but I need you to get a little more radical ⬇️

Hey pro tip. Dont be a jerk to people for not knowing things. By all means be a jerk to people for making bad decisions in informed choices, but don’t be a dick to people because they don’t know stuff.

I have tea ☕️ Unserious & inconsequential tea. Here goes: So there’s this small makeup company I followed a while back, & they asked me to do an ad for them. I did, but afterwards a few concerned ppl in the beauty industry reached out to me & said “hey pls be careful with them & their products-

Me: *doing ballet warmups/stretches for posture & flexibility* “wow my lower abs are weakened because of my posture. I’ll search strengthening exercises!” The internet: 🔥😡⛓️BURN BELLY FAT SHREDDED ABS BIKINI READY BODY BOOTY BUILDING FLAT TUMMY 🤍FIT-FLUENCER🤍WORKOUT GET JACKED⛓️🤬🔥

I’m a blue collar worker with ADHD, which means I go to work every morning with a pocket full of clean screws!

So recently with my busy season at work I happened to loose quite a bit of weight, which is fine with me, but now that I’m doing things other than welding, I’m realizing NONE OF MY CLOTHES FIT including some of my favorite pieces & brand new garments, and I’m SO mad!

Tennessee earthquake rattles north Georgia, metro Atlanta

Tennessee earthquake rattles north Georgia, metro Atlanta

People from all over metro Atlanta — including as far south as Newnan — have called Atlanta News First, saying the quake shook their walls and furniture.

atlantanewsfirst.com

So I thought somebody might've just hit the building with their car or something, but NOPE! EARTHQUAKE !!! In North Atlanta! What the actual fuck?!

“You’re like a pebble. You’re like the special pebble ya pick up on a hike and say ‘whoa look at that! Gimmie that!” ~Jay Williams #ThoughtsWithJay

PSA: Trying to plan stuff with someone who’s super busy/works a lot does NOT mean “don’t bother me” it usually means “I need more communication from you with lots of notice. Please text it to me, I just might not respond immediately.”

"Please allow it to repel you" has been my favorite new response to men giving me their unsolicited opinions about things I do that they find unattractive or unappealing. This one simple sentence has given me so much joy recently

Ya’ll physical media is more important than ever now You have a book, movie, show, music you enjoy? Go buy it in a physical format 📼 💿 🎥 📚 📖 📀 🎞️

Just posted my probably last TikTok video. I’m so disappointed.

I’ve worked really hard on a lot of videos and cultivated a really positive & sweet community of over 700,000 people on TikTok. I’m not gonna lie, I’m really disappointed on a personal level.

Of all the things said during the holidays, the one that bothered me most was “I won’t go see it, but I hope that new Nosferatu movie doesn’t try to make it about sexual stuff. That’s not what vampires are about.”

I know I’m doing something right when I make a video in a hoodie talking about some mundane bullshit, & there’s normies in my comments like “OMG YOURE NOT THAT UNIQUE 🙄” “Stop trying so hard to be different” “Why is all your content about how goth you are”

When you & your coworker bestie are the same person in a different font (we’re both welders)

I love being the friend who gets to tell all her other friends to ✨raise their fucking standards✨

This is random but I literally cannot find heavy cream anywhere??? Like I’ve checked 5 grocery stores in the last few days and everywhere is sold out. What an odd item to be sold out of

Ya can’t make this shit up

Come hang out with me at Culture Shock’s first Goth Night!!! The hearse will be there all night and I’ll have stickers!🖤

Other platforms, whatever, but can we PLEASE ban Ai images on Pinterest?! I’m literally there to figure out how to do real crafts/projects. I do not want an AI image of a crochet spiderweb shawl, I want a REAL pattern on how to ACTUALLY make a REAL crochet spiderweb shawl.

This one time at trade school this dude (a “traditionalist” “redpill” YouTube-obsessed flat earther who bought me lunch everyday for no reason) tried to lift a really heavy plate steel table to impress me; but instead he threw his back out, shit his pants, & went home.