Orange Skull
@hailorangeskull.bsky.social
Making America German Again. (Frequently breaks character) Even my facts are parodies. Un-bitch yourself, America!™
Ladies and gentleman, the man we've all been waiting for, and WAITING for! Would you welcome home, please, "The Kidnapping King of Komedy", Rupert Trumpkin!
Aryan politics, summed up in a single sentence: "I don’t have a gag reflex, let me put it like that.” www.huffpost.com/entry/rfk-jr...
'Let Me Put It Like That': RFK Jr. Just Made This Wild Admission About His Dining Habits
The health secretary’s team signaled for him to chill as he spilled on his dining habits in a recent interview.
huffpost.com
Looks like we've found the explosive diarrhea epicenter.
Liberals just NOW discovering we live inside a gargantuan cultural, economic, legal, and spiritual Aryan panopticon, remind me of some kids I met in the 1980s once, from a small, Midwestern town, who had JUST "discovered" parachute pants, 2 YEARS after they'd already died off in California.
The "Dog Park" song, from the Progressive Insurance commercial, is STILL better than anything in the Billboard top 100 right now.
You just know that 99% of Aryan, liberal, Kamala Über Alles, vote-scolds have never even had a black person over at their house for dinner.
Conversational etiquette, when encountering anti-communist liberals, in the wild: Excuse me, is this your decades-long record of promoting the worst reactionaries, while shitting on leftists? Liberal: yeah, it IS! Well, I was just... Liberal: What are YOU going to DO about it, tankie assho---
Christ on fucking WHEELS! Look at this 24k, braindead hot take, making the rounds among the stage 4 Bluesky-brain crowd, right now. "LET US BE CLEAR..." 🙄 The resistance, ladies and gentlemen...
Hey! I don't REMEMBER eating a gallon of chili. Well, whatever you say, Mr. Toilet!
Me, today: "When you're young, your potential is infinite. You might do anything, really. You might be Einstein. You might be DiMaggio. Then you get to an age where what you might be gives way to what you have been. You weren't Einstein. You weren't anything. That's a bad moment." - Chuck Barris
Post-2028 election Bluesky: Good morning to everyone who voted for Kamala Harris again, even though she lost again.
I was JUST saying to my wife, "honey, is it me, or does the Earth suddenly smell a little better this week?" www.politico.com/news/2026/07...
R. James Woolsey, CIA director during the Clinton administration, dies at 84
A spy scandal marred his time as head of the agency.
politico.com
I would have also accepted: "Why Democrats Can't Do Better Than A Loser in 2028". You know, most people can sort of TOLERATE their own farts. Some people actually ENJOY their own farts. But only our permanently-rotating, crop of shitty, political elites, expect YOU to enjoy THEIR farts, FOREVER.
No matter how often she changes her Manic Aryan Pixie Dream Girl style, Rebecca Watson STILL looks like someone who would put antifreeze in your Gatorade.* *Pictured: Rebecca Watson, Rebecca Watson, Rebecca Watson, and Diane Staudte, convicted of two counts of first-degree murder, by poisoning.
Reminder: liberals go after grammar Nazis, way harder than actual Nazis.
Once Upon A Time... Hollywood flat-out NAILED it! For 90 seconds. A quarter-century ago. youtu.be/HIAhOBJlR0M?...
The Sum of All Fears 1080p - Dressler's speech
YouTube video by Mabus Winnfield
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Every capitalist cunt whose wealth was achieved 100% due to surplus value, says, what?
Ebony and ivory Live together In perfect Stupidity...
