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Some indie guy called Dirk Sharply or Brian Explosive who has been wrestling out of Phoenix for the last ten years is about to get the call of his life.

Maybe we should let go of the myth of the Rockstar sex god with endless processions of women fawning over them. Every time one of these 'top shaggers' come under scrutiny it's the same story. If you're fucking a factory line of different women then no wonder you stop seeing them as people.

I must confess, I actually hate the vast majority of comedy wrestling. I wish there were more shoot style promotions like Bloodsport, it's just a shame that style (and combat sports in general) are so chudded up.

The issues with exploitation of sex workers also exist in other industries. If they were really serious about fixing it they would be looking to protect all workers.

I have a dreadful need to know what that guy's sign said during the New Level promo. I paused and it was some shit about virgin blood sacrifices but I couldn't make out what the first line was so not sure what it was alluding to.

Blake Christian vs Jericho has a surprising story to it I wasn't expecting. The young guy hitting all of Jericho's flashier moves he can't do as much anymore, like the triangle dropkick and the Lionsault, also scouting the dropkick counter.

Bandido getting his licks in with Swerve is a perfect example of how much better AEW booking is than WWE. Back at the other place there was always a clear line between who you're supposed to take seriously and not. Here everyone is a threat and everyone is worth watching

I think the women's match at Blood and Guts was great despite it having a much weaker story compared to the men's. The men's had a much clearer idea of the stakes. I'm starting to understand the grumbling about the way the women are booked at AEW

The Hurt Syndicate getting dragged online for politicking then immediately showing up on Collision to bury people seems like fertile ground for a worked shoot story that I'm not interested in seeing.

Went to a sparring session for the first time in a long time yesterday, is there a way I can just astral project out of my broken body for the next couple of days?

Taz calling all of Marina's throws by their proper name reminded me that his matches were my kind of shit. May have to go back and rewatch some.

The Last Outfit is a decent name and I'm disappointed they bottled it. I would have everyone keep using that name and have Jay White throw a strop each time until the crowd start chanting it to annoy him

I'm going to say this once because I don't normally talk like this, but Mercedes Moné is simply one of the most gorgeous women I've ever seen. Back in my box now

One thing I like about AEW is it fixes the things I hated about wrestling as a kid, mainly being the lack of continuity. If I hated someone enough that I would try and kill them with blunt objects I wouldn't be wanking about with them in a tag match a few months down the line.

Darby Allin is like what would have happened if they gave Spike Dudley a push, oh this guy isn't a heavyweight in your fake sport I don't give a fuck let him throw himself off everything

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