where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. some complain about my use of contractions. well, it's what it's.

late night BSky. if you watch the movie JAWS backwards, it's a heart-warming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to people who need them.

late night BSky. someone asked me, "can you multitask?" i said, "absolutely. i'm losing my mind and acting unbothered at the same time."

late night BSky. Q: what do you call a cow with no legs? A: ground beef.

where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. Karl went to the doctor. he had a banana stuck in one ear, a cucumber in the other ear, and a carrot up his nose. "doc, i feel terrible. what's wrong with me?" doc: "well, first of all, you're not eating right."

late night BSky. Adam and Eve were the first to ignore the Apple Terms and Conditions.

late night BSky. i wake up at four or five each morning to use the bathroom. those are the wee hours of the morning.

where's my pup? 😳

my pup is not afraid of bears or huge dogs, and she'll chase a rat, mouse, or fly, but she's terrified of moths. i literally have to rescue her and create a hiding place until i can catch and release the danger 😁 zero idea why this is a thing. does your freeloader have a quirk?

late night BSky. Q: what do you call a rabbit with fleas? A: Bugs Bunny.

mushy bananas never go to waste around here. tossed in some baby chocolate chips because, why not? 😁

late night BSky. stop blaming yourself for your failures. learn Astrology and blame the planets.

late night BSky. 🐞 😁

where's my pup? 😳

late night BSky. our luggage overheard that we can't afford to go on vacation this year. now i'm dealing with emotional baggage.

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OMG! 😋

fresh peach pie just pulled from the oven! 😋 the hardest part of making pies is waiting for them to cool down 😁

where's my pup?

late night BSky. Colonoscopy, the movie, stars Cameron Diaz.

late night BSky. Gladys's car broke down between the marina and the Hallmark store. she was stuck between a dock and a card place.

last night i made Tennessee Onions. first time having them. yum! as usual i made way too much, so tonight i took the leftovers and added 1/2 cup of tomato sauce and poured it over some spaghetti noodles. holy smokes it was good! there are several versions of TO so i suggest you explore flavours. 😋

it's Friday!! you made it! here's a few seconds of my pup relaxing on a rock to get your weekend started.

i got stung by a bee/wasp today. there was no stinger, but it sure hurt like hell. the site is now the size of a quarter, painful, and itchy. any home remedies would be hugely welcome 😳 ouch!

where's my pup? 😳

face first into a mud hole before the river, then swam swam swam until she was tuckered right out. 🥰

even with hazy wildfire smoke from WA and from BC, this is still the best place to be. 🥰