We should have a suicide hotline where when you call in they give you the name and address of the closest powerful person to you.
I just don't get how we're all supposed to do our stupid little jobs when the world is a colossal, sphere shaped dumpster fire.
Thanks for the inspiration, friends. New blog post wp.me/p1YfTu-6Z
Would You Rather
By far one of my great pleasures in life is exchanging ridiculous hypotheticals. Those fun, “would you rather” devil’s bargains that always seem to get more fun the further you ar…
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Halfsies@halfmt.bsky.social · 2w agoOk, you find a genie that will give you one billion dollars, but you have to spend the rest of your life being 12 feet tall. Do you take it?
Ok, you find a genie that will give you one billion dollars, but you have to spend the rest of your life being 12 feet tall. Do you take it?
Hey @cwalworth.bsky.social ,guess who found an ube, coconut, and macadamia scone at the coffee shop today
Honestly if this dude wasn't married he'd be getting laid in ways most of us cant even imagine.
Luca Migo@victinibcn.bsky.social · 3w agoThat’s what real leadership looks like. It is so refreshing to see a politician who actually listens to the community instead of chasing a bigger paycheck. Zohran Mamdani refusing a pay raise and prioritizing those who are struggling in the city shows where his true values lie. We need more of this!
So i made some pickles the other day, and just cracked a jar and they are fucking amazing! Here's the recipe for anyone who wants to make some jarred love. Use at least a full jalapeño per jar, or swith to a hotter pepper if you like a kick
Alaska pro-tip: after you shuck your crab hit it with a black light to find any hidden shells
My cat behaves in a way that proves she has zero idea i could throw her in a tight spiral whenever I so chose.
The cat likes to stand on my face A LOT when I'm laying down, and some how its refreshing to know the question of "I wonder if he likes this?" has never once crossed her smooth little brain
Best part about your 40s is watching all your fucks vanish like they were abducted by aliens
