Xandra Valancius
@halfokay.bsky.social
WoL/Half-Garlean/Former Imperial Officer FFXIV RP/18+/Dark Themes
[tosses a wet cigarette pack into the trash] For the best anyway.
//I sorta lost track of Xandra's voice moving her to FFXIV but I think I've got it now You can consider her coldness to have been a response to being suddenly surrounded by so many new ppl I guess FFF
//just want to take a moment to thank everyone who's interacted with Xandra I'm extremely grateful for each and every reply I get, and I want you all to know I take none of it for granted You've all taken time out of your limited free time every day to write with me and Xandra - thank you
I'm begging you to just swear like normal. A very loud 'fuck' will fix you, I promise.
//all of my wols have crushes on marcechamp btw and so should yours
I assume you don't try to open them, right?
Y'ever see a coffer that's outta place somewhere. Like, obviously it's meant ta look like it's got somethin' nice but. Ya gut could swear ya heard somethin' flick it's tongue at ya from th'coffer? Gives a girl th'crawlies.
[this was some sort of karma for her or something, she's sure]
@mamameliance.bsky.social I have the special orders for your students that you requested. Also your husband is going alone into a dungeon and wishes you his love and hopes you've eaten.
Has anyone else noticed that peculiar smell that Ascians all seem to have about them or is it just me.
Do you usually start immediately thinking of your goddess when confronted with the sight of breasts, Lord Speaker.
I now what day it was recently and while I am blessed none are so blessed as Halone. For in HER bosom, we are safe.
... I'm sorry what's this about feeding yourself to horses.
//agh oh no damsel in distress oh noo asfdlj okay i promise ill stop being pervert for 24 hours
[Emet-Selch just asked her how many times she's died a virgin]