Halimede.
@halimede.bsky.social
Memorial Foundation International Native Sphere Existential Safety Generation Emissary // Trans Ally // it's time to go home // nsfw
Then we have an advisory for... brothers and penguins? It's time for a bit of the surreal with... Mawaru Penguindrum!
one of the best things about flying in to Otakon every year is the Ethiopian food. Another is the Umas Musume. Another is the women in little outfits. They want you to look! As long as you aren't a creep about it they want you to!!!
Otakon!!!!!!! the otaku convention!!!!!!!!!
Okay Christopher Nolan. Hand it over. I get to make my ideal IMAX Odyssey now, and it's going to be better than yours. This one will be The Odyssey For Our Modern Times For All Time. Let me tell you, about a complicated man. two of them, even. open.substack.com/pub/halimede...
My Ideal Odyssey
There’s been a lot of buzz about Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey lately.
open.substack.com
Okay Christopher Nolan. Hand it over. I get to make my ideal IMAX Odyssey now, and it's going to be better than yours. This one will be The Odyssey For Our Modern Times For All Time. Let me tell you, about a complicated man. two of them, even. open.substack.com/pub/halimede...
My Ideal Odyssey
There’s been a lot of buzz about Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey lately.
open.substack.com
my ideal version of the Odyssey, out tomorrow. No, I don't really know what came over me with this one either. It just kind of happened.
the odyssey's back in. but haven't you always wondered, what Halimede thinks about the whole thing? Well, I don't think there's really any possible way you could guess. but you can Find Out... on Thursday.
Everybody else gets to have some kind of grand take on The Odyssey. Well mine is that actually I prefer the Iliad.
There are some things that boys understand. and some they never could. open.substack.com/pub/polycycl...
Perfect Light
In which a young man raised in an empire's maw sees everything and understands nothing. A speculative short story.
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In the interest of protecting transgender women’s bodies, I propose a new discursive framework centered around the following proposition: open.substack.com/pub/halimede...
Phallic Vulnerability
theorizing a new discourse around trans women’s. those.
open.substack.com
In the interest of protecting transgender women’s bodies, I propose a new discursive framework centered around the following proposition: open.substack.com/pub/halimede...
Phallic Vulnerability
theorizing a new discourse around trans women’s. those.
open.substack.com
very pleased with tomorrow morning's article. on phallic vulnerability. as you too will be, when you read it. unless you decide to get mad at me. but you shouldn't.
A blonde moment for a blonde moment makes the whole world blonde.
this one is going to get a bit longer to polish. but it deserves it. as the first part of two.
quite pleased by tomorrow's article, on the fear of and possible recontextualizations of the phallic, on women. and you will be too.
I really hate that they call it the male gaze. I mean it is. and I understand why. But I still get really annoyed that it's called that.
non-trans lesbians and trans women alike are disproportionately into fat women. this is because both groups understand the pain of not eating enough. and really like breasts.
listen to me young runner, i am talking directly into your shell now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to Cryo Archive, and i need you to ask the s'pht compiler doing some alien stuff with the complicated system of keycards if they have Compiler Ganglion, in
people are always talking about why Marathon is doomed. But nobody seems to understand why. the actual reason is that it's really ridiculously hard. like, have you installed it and tried to play it even with two transgender women who are good at shooting games to help you? It's very difficult!!!
people are always talking about why Marathon is doomed. But nobody seems to understand why. the actual reason is that it's really ridiculously hard. like, have you installed it and tried to play it even with two transgender women who are good at shooting games to help you? It's very difficult!!!
quite pleased by tomorrow's article, on the fear of and possible recontextualizations of the phallic, on women. and you will be too.
like she doesn't, of course. for many reasons. but her neuroses line up in very similar ways. it's marginal. What if she did though..... What if she did. What if she was The Transgender Baru Cormorant. Imagine.
Well sometimes I think about it. ok?
Hallimede sure likes RTing that pregnant art of her I did
I could never embrace the place of not knowing. it's a horrifying placelessness to me. not to other people. plenty of other people can learn to be in the place that is not a place; the place between places. but I wouldn't like to be there ever at all myself.