.....heat's been a pain in the ass. What the hell did I miss.

// movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. // fucking hell i miss Paul Walker-

a man in a black shirt is driving a car .

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Matthew du Fontaine@beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · last yr.

//Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. To no one's surprise.

......gooner-align- HOW THE HELL DOES ONE REACH THAT LINE OF THOUGHT????

BB@bb-channel.bsky.social · last yr.

Anyone making gooner-aligned conclusions of my development and purpose is getting sent to The Basement.

#chaldeaibiza [....back to casually driving like it's almost the desert....with a still busted racing car.] ..... [smoke speeeeew~] .....this is getting tiring.

#chaldeaibiza [head reel] ...now I know how those extras in the early Fast and Furious movies feel when they either crash their cars (while sometimes dying in the process). [....don't ask why his Skyline's front is blood drenched and totaled.

.....Aw, come on?— [c R A S H]

a white car is driving on a race track with a sign that says 35ft

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W. Macinorg@dusk-gleam.bsky.social · last yr.

#ChaldeaIbiza Just as you near the Andorran frontier with Spain... There's a horde of businessmen trying to break into Andorra for the tax benefits! Will you crash? Will you fly over them? Lady luck declares...

#ChaldeaIbiza The race is off! The lower the roll, the worse they have it! Vehicles that get less of than 3 will have trouble getting the car to even turn on, whereas 4-5 will be struggling with an engine stalling. 8-10 get a Mario Kart boost!

#ChaldeaIbiza ||This is going to be me borrowing a page of the Spanish community I was in! If your muse's going to be a 'racer' on the road to Barcelona tomorrow, reply with this and a brief idea of what they're driving. We're doing racing bets!

#chaldeaibiza — OMAKE [-> currently riding his new piece around the streets, for once.] ........ (💭: wouldn't it be funny if I just swerved, crash this beauty into the spa and kill as many as of those fucks as possible....?)

Maybe. Maybe there is a little bit of fear. Or maybe there's some amusement, since you kind of failed your gig.

(💭: ...Yup, reaaaallly gotta resort (heh) to stealin' now.) A'ight. I'll see what I can do...maybe.

W. Macinorg@dusk-gleam.bsky.social · last yr.

We'll have to get a yach or a cruise to fit everyone... We DO have to sail over half the Mediterranean.

........ :))))!

W. Macinorg@dusk-gleam.bsky.social · last yr.

We have someone with Riding: now all our worries are stealing a ship later.

Depends, do we have anyone with Riding as a Skill...?! If not, I can get us all a bus or something—

W. Macinorg@dusk-gleam.bsky.social · last yr.

I'm going to procure a vehicle to get us to Barcelona... Does anyone know how to drive?

....I already ate. All good. [cookies munch, munch....]

[slimy blink] ......what's our next stop after Andorra, by the way? Oh, uh...good afternoon.

.......i think this guy actually gets it.

Matthew du Fontaine@beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · last yr.

Life would be too easy.

I don't intend to start any buddy buddy on Chaldea's account, either. ....But, fine. I'll scout out on who I should trust and who won't bother to listen, unless I'll just be yapping to the void.

Matthew du Fontaine@beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · last yr.

[Well, he's completely clueless about what BB is doing/will do/did at that space station.] Everyone's fine with trading intel. I'm not doing stupid detective gang stuff when the risk is large.

[of course...wouldn't you have been told so, otherwise?] .....right, then. Andorra's off the table. .......

Matthew du Fontaine@beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · last yr.

We do know Andorra is fine, even if it... The briefing said we're not fully in the Singularity as long as we're here, so that's a concerning matter too. Stay vigilant: best case scenario, this was planned by her.

..... good. the hero roleplaying is kicking in. I'll pay some more attention during the whole trip, see if there's any suspicious details or weird people or something. If I can't talk to anyone else I already know, at least I can do something to pass the time.

Matthew du Fontaine@beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · last yr.

Yup. Even if it's so recent in our time... Wonder if this is a Demon Pillar in hiding we overlooked. We were operational at the old base on that year.

...At the end of the day, this is a Singularity, yeah? There's gotta be a reason for it.

Matthew du Fontaine@beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · last yr.

I see: that's a relief. I tried getting a job elsewhere with her, it didn't work, we came back and... Well,we can call it vacation but this isn't a good situation.

...........

BB@bb-channel.bsky.social · last yr.

....Trying to do something beyond drifting like some stray, all over again. That and since Goetia, of all people, put me on some list, I guess I'm part of Chaldea, in a sense.

Matthew du Fontaine@beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · last yr.

I can't summon Archer here, either. And that sounds concerning: what are you up to, sneaking into a proper outing like this?

#chaldeaibiza (, baby!!!) [about to take a seat] wh- .....is that.....the gacha addict peeping in the distance?

Chance Hardy - 𝗦𝗘𝗥𝗔𝗣𝗛𝗜𝗫 𝗠𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝘄@chancehardy.bsky.social · last yr.

「 Hey come join in, the water's hot! 」 A pleasant weather, warm water and good company, the three things needed for an explendid vacation time. #ChaldeaIbiza

.... [eased, almost weary frown] ...Good to know. I have some things of my own to tell, anyway.

Matthew du Fontaine@beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · last yr.

[Looking at his seals, partially covered by a glove.] She's. She's unable to come. We can still talk to her, though.

....That's rough, pal. Real rough. .......where is she? I thought by now, people forgot 2018's Summer.

Matthew du Fontaine@beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · last yr.

You'll laugh, but it was JUST the day before everyone moved back in. BB said I'd fit better like this...

......... Yeah, when did you get the furry treatment anyway? I remember you looking human, actually.

Matthew du Fontaine@beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · last yr.

I'm also pretty positive I used to look a lot more twinkier some weeks ago.

Oh, believe me. ...I'm more than d a m n aware of that sorta hassle. [back to the softer features.] ...And all good. I'm not exactly part of this organization.

W. Macinorg@dusk-gleam.bsky.social · last yr.

｢General warning: washing the blood off the water is a pain. Not to mention, we're not a secret base like you...｣

[fwooooooom~...poof, poooof....~ what do you know, someone's already let off PLENTY O' steam.] [hair scratch, hEADSHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKE] I'm not in a massacre mood, if that's for me. ....Still, thanks. [nod]

W. Macinorg@dusk-gleam.bsky.social · last yr.

｢If ya kill someone, just don't dump them in the spa. Anyhow! We've left you duck and boar for dinner, we'll also have bitten pie for those prefering vegan options.~｣

#chaldeaibiza [.....buzzing. buzzing and ringing all over the place, specially when you know barely a soul in this land.] ..... (💭: .....what even is this province's name or whatever? Ando-something? ...too much salt and rash on my skin, right now....thinking's a migraine...)