Hal (Supreme Friend)
@halpocalypse.bsky.social
Who milks the milkmen? 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 He/him | Ngunnawal land, Australia
Cats will relentlessly attack if for sleeping in five minutes past breakfast time and then look at you like this
Back from a social media break. I had wizard stuff to do
I got called a nerd at work. Since when has liking table-top roleplaying games, fantasy novels, the band TOOL, and a hobby in IT been considered nerdy?!
Today I have released "The Years of Glass: Dawning Light," reflecting twenty-five years of work in the #gothindustrial and #electronica scenes. Now streaming on (almost) all platforms. #MusicianSky museofpvd.carrd.co
Maybe the real World Cup was the friends we made along the way
Diary of a mid-30s middle manager: Today I had to officially ban our spate of “deez nuts” pranks because we all became too paranoid to talk to each other and all communication broke down. I felt like a class traitor.
They should invent a type of sleep that makes you feel well rested
“Please attach a resume, cover letter, 2000 word essay about how the company’s goals perfectly match with your principles, and a 2 minute video of you begging for this job.”
The reason I was offline is because I got stuck in the Backrooms. I’m fine now but I got scared by some upside down chairs and a pool
Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF
Cara 🪓🐉@geekpie.bsky.social · 2mo agoadvertise your account with a simpsons gif
Just remember that everything I say is a joke (unless you agree and then come chat to me after)
Everyone: the algorithm advertised this funny temu product lol Me:
Please enjoy my painting of a Showk (shark cow)
Them: “Why are you so anti ID/Authentication?” Me:
With the rise of AI, I am now sympathetic to the sci-fi trope of the person who bullies the android protagonist
I’ll never forget the episode when Brum used the N word
Introduce yourself with 10 bands you’ve seen live. Viagra Boys TOOL Solange Amyl and the Sniffers Frenzal Rhomb Slipknot Nine Inch Nails Faith No More HEALTH Future of the Left
bagel with big naturals@mrcinnamontf.bsky.social · 3mo agoIntroduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live. Acid Arabs Finntroll Opeth Katzenjammer Økapi Roky Eriksson Svart Katt Niefelheim Vånna Inget (och True Moon) The Prodigy
Human rights should include access to food, water, housing, health care, education, security, and at least one guilt free day a week to binge read/game/watch without having to do any chores
