Hammer!

@hambandanna.bsky.social

21 | He/Him/Kiddo | AuDHD racecar brain VROOM Raccoon that likes to bust the crayons out every so often! Will jabber about Marathon and Sci-Fi stuff! DM's are always open! Currently serving 3-5 in the corner

I forgot how good PeakABU’s are! I got to trade for a handful of them today! It’s hard to describe. There’s something about a design that’s really minimalistic that just screams: “just another diaper in the bathroom drawer.” I like over the top “loud” designs, but these push the headspace buttons!

You take the blue pill - you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want about 'being an adult' You take the red pill - you stay regressed, and I show you how deep the the rabbit hole goes. Or you can take the purple pill - which lets you stay a middle, and you get the best of both worlds.

Training pants are something I’d kill for in the ABDL space, it’s a shame that Kimberly Clark has design patents on the *feel* of their training pants. I’ve also heard it’s a manufacturing/logistical endeavor, which is another understandable roadblock. Anyways, potty time. *smoke bombs away*

Captains’ log, Day 4 Chastity is proving to enhance the effects of diaper-brain. I am on record as having requested “boddle” and “nummies” Much to my chagrin, the keys are being dangled in front of me at each change. I must plot to retrieve them somehow.

i swear, how is it that drawing tails in abdl art is both *consistently* the part i forget about until the end of the sketch, and the part that throws off composition. oh yeah it also covers the diaper, that too.

“Hi, welcome to bedwetters anonymous. There’s some spare bean bags around the circle.” As the meeting starts, one individual shares their story: “So…my caregiver wouldn’t let me have juice before bed…” *A series of empathizing nods* “…and I still leaked.” *everyone offers their solace* Tragic.

Okay, genuine question to those who partake: Is chastity's primary purpose for the kink or does it *genuinely* increase the little/middle headspace as well? Like, I don't have a 'keyholder' or anything like that, but I'm curious if abstinence leads to feeling more cozy in diapers.

Okay, so I was working this morning and not even kidding I had an ACTUAL accident. I think I had become used to being pampered mid workday that I did not second guess anything, and proceeded wet myself at my standing desk. Like, it's one thing when it's pretend, but I guess today I need a diaper

So, apparently not doing my chores means waiting even longer to earn my big boy pants :/ Dad wasn't exactly happy when I said I wasn't "fat and middle aged enough to be seen on a riding lawnmower."

Hammer, being told to try and use the potty despite his current predicament. 

If Dad wanted him potty-trained, why did he sit the kiddo on the potty seat with a diaper on? To prove a point?

He'd thrown everything plus the kitchen sink trying to potty train the boy; training pants, candy, books, etc. 

Maybe it's just not the right time yet...

(Hammer ought to get a leash on his tongue admittedly)

I'd say my time in Rapture was a pleasant experience, but my caregiver was insistent on having me learn the "poh-dee." Bizarre. Also, they're like, SCARILY good at putting you back in timeout if you run.

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Okay I'm drawing again and Bioshock got me inspired. A boy chooses, a kiddo obeys. Use the potty, would you kindly? ... Okay, I kinda want a Big Daddy to change me 👉👈

Birthday spankings become a lot less playful when a tantrum-fueled brat chucks the cake out the window because it wasn't your "favohwite fwavvuh" Your friend's dad had to drive like 2 hours to get that thing last Saturday. Going 3 over so that it wouldn't melt. Also, it's not even *your* birthday

Hammer, over the knee of a very fed up father, receving a much deserved consequence for having the self control of a toddler. At the very least he was allowed to hold his friend's comfort animal to help him through this trying time. 

Unfortunately for him, his friend just turned 20.

To all kiddos caught misbehaving, let it be known: You have the right to remain silent. Any more potty-mouth can and will be used against you by your caregiver. If you, the alleged troublemaker cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided. (the smartest-looking stuffie you’ve got)