girl who went all the way to paris to watch tv and eat pizza in her hotel room
hana willow 🐯🔮🖤✨
@hanawillow.kim
hana/willow/yanagi • she/they • 김하나 / やなぎ はな • ΘΔ • 한글/日本語OK! • 30 • kr-jp-am • lesbian • writer • i like video games and plastic robots • did not ask for help, pvp enabled in replies • hanawillow.kim
the guimet asian art museum in paris has a lot of very cool pieces that it’s awesome to see up close but i gotta be real this feels less like a museum and more like a trophy room
i do genuinely think if you get paris syndrome you’re like a drone who can’t think for yourself tbh
as a semiprofessional ragebaiter i get a genuine kick out of the face french people make when they hear me speak American both because a) they seem genuinely surprised which means my multiethnic swag is working and b) it’s really fucking funny
the french police/metro security got crazy techs because i thought a beautiful soccer lesbian was coming up to talk to me but then after i responded she whipped a card machine out and said she’s the wallet inspector
big fan of how many of the skinny old lady cigarettes there are here tbh
aint that the logo for the evil bad guy company from assassin’s creed
honestly idk how european bus drivers do this shit on these streets bc they’re like tokyo drifting around the corners of one way roads directly into roundabouts and idk if i could do that in my old car that i actually raced in
hilarious story i have no notes. but if you always have a cigarette before every class is that not also the same as having one after every class at a certain point
T.C. Aurelius @aurelius.quest · 16h agoI've told this story before and I suppose now it's time to do it again. When I was in 9th grade, my English teacher was the elderly sort of man who always wore a gray flannel suit and had a cigarette before class and a cigarette at the end of class every period.
the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 💀
thinking back on it maybe i should have gotten food before doing the big staircase if i was gonna run the whole “the first thing i eat in paris has to be the korean bakery i liked growing up” bit
lowkey i always thought it was like. chud propaganda but it really do smell crazy in paris
we landed and it was probably the roughest landing i’ve ever experienced lmao i could have done it better
hana willow 🐯🔮🖤✨@hanawillow.kim · yesterdayryanair lady made me pay to check my carry on bag even though it exactly fits the dimensions they provide on the website because it “touched the boundary” on the sizer i’m gonna crash out
ryanair lady made me pay to check my carry on bag even though it exactly fits the dimensions they provide on the website because it “touched the boundary” on the sizer i’m gonna crash out
i hate how stressed out i always get the day before i travel
they're playing songs by a lesbian about how good she is at eating pussy at the WPBL. it's For You dawg it's lit
denae benites with the first ever home run in WPBL history ⚾💨🥹
seattle gets an expansion announcement. i move back to the states and hit the cages. i get a backup position in right field. this is how i win.
i know i said i'm a queens fan until seattle gets a wpbl team, but the rakyung kim new york heights jersey is calling to me like the green goblin mask
THAT'S MY QUEENS [until the league expands to a seattle team]
god gave us a rain delay specifically timed so i could watch the m's win and still watch the full first WPBL game. baseball really is Her sport
it's probably for the best they didn't start the wpbl with a seattle team because i think i'd go feral. it's better to ease into it
