This is what they should have etched into the georgia guidestones

In 2019 when I was trying to get a job i made a single serving website with a janky character-based rnn that was trained on new yorker caption contest submissions. Somehow the former cartoon editor caught wind of it a couple years later and reached out to me about joining him in some kind of ai […]

Time to start building dobby graves on proposed data center construction sites

After many arduous hours i have reached a serene region of the reddit algorithm

What do you do if your baby looks like an elderly conservative who just found out about neopronouns

When you see a big ass sunflower you have to stand next to it. I don’t make the rules

(awkwardly shifting my infant child to one arm mid-feeding) shhh mommy has to skip this poshmark podcast ad

Fedex somehow manages to make their official communications look more like a scam than most actual scams

Of course you have wine-dark hair and pronouns

The mandoline slicer has to be my most final-destination-coded kitchen implement

One thing they don’t tell you about having a baby is that sometimes they are born with an unbelievable amount of back and ass crack hair

I choose to believe that “gas town guy” is a fun collective fiction exercise. like mastodon’s goncharov

Happy birthday to Mr. Featherstone

Did you know? if you don’t give your child european goat formula then you are a bad mother

A customer referred to using double pointed needles as “going blair witch mode” and i can see it

Just ran across an extremely 1990s (positive) book review website that is still being updated daily https://www.complete-review.com/main/main.html

Tired: intellectual property laws Wired:

Remember in 2022 when google was like “we made this nifty text to image generator thing but we’re only making it available to researchers because it would obviously cause massive problems if the general public had access”

Wikipedia challenge: click on links until you find a page illustrated with fanart

Roman senator: Romulus sir. Where shall we put the colosseum Romulus: woof woof bark. awwoooooo Senator: very good sir

For a good time do an image search for “conch snail eyes”

Well i didnt sleep for more than 2 hours at a stretch last night but i did come up with an idea for onesies that have vegas casino prints so you can’t see the spit up stains

Hope they figure it out soon

It’s insane the number of linens one 8 pound man can soil per day

RE: https://mastodon.social/@kottke/116994028497632581 I was at a cvs a few days ago, and needed to buy a baby thermometer which was on one of those pegs with a lock on it, so I pushed the button to summon the guy to get it for me. And when he arrived instead of getting his key out he just […]

Every time the baby is about to do something really nasty he looks at me like this

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to the Roku Channel

House of Leaves is just the adult version of there’s a monster at the end of this book

Got a pleasingly y2k-core email

1890-ass product name