So @countbinface.bsky.social has apparently inspired a drag act…

Hmmm 🤔 Think you’re forgetting Tracy Brabin @manchestermill.bsky.social. And Claire Ward. And Kim McGuinness. And Andrea Jenkyns. And Helen Godwin…

Two Door Cinema Club are The National for Gen Z. I will not be taking questions.

Cheers RAC, I guess that’s me joining the AA then 🫠

This was Playbook on Friday. The Guardian North of England team actually reported it on July 3rd. There is also a media outside of Westminster!

Was that Messi crying? Inject it.

Italian commentator just said “Bellingham! Mamma Mia!!!” Quite.

No idea what was in this but obviously I ordered it

My husband: “I think this has been a better summer than last year, if I’m honest.” We got married last summer.

One of the French lads will bring a flick knife.

John Bull@garius.bsky.social · 3w ago

That France v England 3rd place playoff is just gonna be both teams sitting on the grass and sharing a smoke.

That France v England 3rd place playoff is just gonna be both teams sitting on the grass and sharing a smoke.

Well this is bad news for Andy Burnham.

Me watching the final

The third place play off is so humiliating. Just call it a draw and let them all go home and eat McDonalds in bed.

😭

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets.eurosky.social · 3w ago

england score within 15 minutes, sit back, lose 2-1 with an 87th minute goal is a very credible scenario

Viva Espana!!!!!!

Is this… fun?

That Argentinian goal celebration though. Massive ick 🤢🤡

Harry Kane should just take the ball home now. “My mum’s calling me in for my tea”

Football’s just finishing this last pint, then it’s calling an Uber…

Lots of people commenting on how unsporting Argentina’s players are, but let’s be fair and remember that they are also very racist.

French federation files complaint over ‘racist’ song by Argentina players

The French soccer federation pledged to file a complaint with Fifa over ‘racist and discriminatory remarks’ by Argentina players after their Copa América final win

theguardian.com

Has anyone done OHH ANTHONY GORDON to the White Stripes yet?

It felt a bit sad to knock lovely Norway out, but I would be fucking delighted to see the back of these lads.

It felt a bit sad to knock lovely Norway out, but I would be fucking delighted to see the back of these lads.

Not sure what the Italian commentator is saying but he has mentioned “Las Malvinas” three times in ten minutes

I enjoyed writing this one www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Erling Haaland has already won one prize: the most viral player of the World Cup

Norwegian striker’s following keeps growing, more for the content he creates off the pitch than his scoring record

theguardian.com

New survey reveals people have concerns when it comes to accessing emergency contraception 💊 "Almost half of the UK population believe it would be difficult to access emergency contraception on a Sunday". @theguardian.com @hannahalothman.bsky.social 🔗 www.theguardian.com/society/2026...

I think (actually from Olivia Bailey) is sound advice. In my wilder days I once went straight from an illegal rave in a warehouse to a 7am Sunday shift. Not ideal, and I didn’t do it every day — but at least I turned up!

Peter Walker@peterwalker99.bsky.social · last mo.

Fair play to education minister Olivia Blake, on the morning broadcast round, whose advice to knackered school kids was basically: there will be plenty of days when you have a job and are really not up to it but have to struggle in, so consider today training for that.

The red ones are Team USA after FIFA announces it is lifting restrictions on player numbers for the USA for the duration of the tournament.

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · last mo.

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

FIFA announces that team USA can use their hands “just if they need to”