Hannah Murray

@hannahmwrites.bsky.social

Author, pervert, former sex worker, data nerd. I write sexy books, can ignore bad news until it’s irrelevant, and I know how to tie you up. Bi/pan, cis, she/her

I've been at the library for an hour, and it took me that long to do all the admin shit I needed to do, so now I can finally start making the words. If I'd stayed home, I'd have already threatened to kill the dog 45 times and gotten none of it done, so I guess I'm ahead of the game.

I just put a Doctor Ruth joke in this book, because that's how old I am, and now I have to take it out, because this 34 year old character would have no fucking clue who that is, and I'm mad about it because it's a good joke, dammit.

My mom doesn’t like it when I call Hugo an asshole—she thinks it’s mean. This is the same woman who, when I told her she couldn’t punch him in the head as a correction for jumping up, asked with perfect seriousness if she could hit him with a stick instead. Anyway, look at this beautiful asshole.

My pittie mix, apricot colored with pricked up ears, sitting on the bed looking charming like he didn’t just steal a pair of slippers.

I really fucking love when I make something, like this chicken pot pie I’m having for lunch, and the leftovers are better because all the flavors have deepened and melded together. It’s my favorite.

Kiddo was feeling anxious so I was in her room talking to her and I see the dog run out of MY room the way he does when he has contraband so I follow and he’s eaten ANOTHER pair of my glasses. He climbed up on the headboard to snatch them off the shelf. Little dick.

This morning my dude & I were petting the puppy’s belly, and using the opportunity to examine his healing rash. Then my dude said, “what’s that lump there?” pointing to the base of his sheath and I was like “that’s his knot” and he looked at me weird and I was like “Shifter romance knowledge”. 😜

I was reading up on the Lynn Freeman/Tracy Wolf debacle and the one that made me laugh out loud was claiming copyright infringement based on the fact that “both romantic leads smell good”. Girl. GIRL. Donnez-moi une fucking break.

20ish years ago I did a suspension scene. The only one I’ve ever done—Not My Kink™️—but I was playing with a rope guy and why not? Well, I injured a nerve. Didn’t notice then, but ever since prolonged standing/walking makes the outside of my right thigh go numb. Doesn’t hurt, but jeez, it’s annoying.