If the White Sox don’t lose this game it won’t be for lack of trying. #ALDS
Hannah Murray
@hannahmwrites.bsky.social
Author, pervert, former sex worker, data nerd. I write sexy books, can ignore bad news until it’s irrelevant, and I know how to tie you up. Bi/pan, cis, she/her
My mom turned on the baseball game and told me Chicago was up 2-0, so imagine my confusion when I tuned in. The “C” doesn’t mean Chicago, Ma, it means Cleveland. #ALDS
I’m making a mushroom & blue cheese galette for dinner, but I have to wait for my dried mushrooms to reconstitute and I might fall asleep before I can manage to put the rest of it together.
I am grocery shopping while hungry. Y’all pray for me.
The 3rd and final book in the Three Wishes Trilogy hits next month, and ARCs are on NetGalley now! If you like to review romance, check it out: www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...
I just want the Dodgers to lose, is that too much to ask?
I've been at the library for an hour, and it took me that long to do all the admin shit I needed to do, so now I can finally start making the words. If I'd stayed home, I'd have already threatened to kill the dog 45 times and gotten none of it done, so I guess I'm ahead of the game.
I just put a Doctor Ruth joke in this book, because that's how old I am, and now I have to take it out, because this 34 year old character would have no fucking clue who that is, and I'm mad about it because it's a good joke, dammit.
I found the keys I've been missing for three days, in the car they do not go to. I should really start zipping my purse.
My mom doesn’t like it when I call Hugo an asshole—she thinks it’s mean. This is the same woman who, when I told her she couldn’t punch him in the head as a correction for jumping up, asked with perfect seriousness if she could hit him with a stick instead. Anyway, look at this beautiful asshole.
No idea what it was called, but an older cousin who was babysitting us was watching a movie about some creature that lived in the sand at the beach and ate people. Get buried in the sand, get eaten by the monster.
In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
How the hell do you think that WASN'T a catch? Brainless call. #ALDS
I just saw an instagram post about two women doing a “Goodbye Earl” themed best friend photo shoot and my Friday is fuckin’ MADE.
I started following this L&D nurse on Instagram who is just so great. SO GREAT. I want to be her friend so hard.
I really fucking love when I make something, like this chicken pot pie I’m having for lunch, and the leftovers are better because all the flavors have deepened and melded together. It’s my favorite.
Totally ready for Humpy McGee here to get his balls whacked off.
Sure, let me pause my workday to chase this damn dog outside and retrieve yet another pair of underwear from his weird little self.
It's Bi-Visibility Day, and I have SO MANY romances with bisexual characters! For your reading pleasure: Wish I May: bi heros www.hannahmurray.net/wim Wish I Might: bi heroine www.hannahmurray.net/wishimight Stuffed, FILTH #1: bi heros www.hannahmurray.net/stuffed but wait! There's more! 1/3
Kiddo was feeling anxious so I was in her room talking to her and I see the dog run out of MY room the way he does when he has contraband so I follow and he’s eaten ANOTHER pair of my glasses. He climbed up on the headboard to snatch them off the shelf. Little dick.
This morning my dude & I were petting the puppy’s belly, and using the opportunity to examine his healing rash. Then my dude said, “what’s that lump there?” pointing to the base of his sheath and I was like “that’s his knot” and he looked at me weird and I was like “Shifter romance knowledge”. 😜
I was reading up on the Lynn Freeman/Tracy Wolf debacle and the one that made me laugh out loud was claiming copyright infringement based on the fact that “both romantic leads smell good”. Girl. GIRL. Donnez-moi une fucking break.
I dunno who needs to hear this but yesterday I found a TUB of Maldon salt at Costco (1.25 lbs, 570g) for under $9.
Sometimes when I’m eating breakfast and the world is already making me sad, I go to instagram and search “baseball” and just enjoy the beautiful chaos along with l my eggs.
20ish years ago I did a suspension scene. The only one I’ve ever done—Not My Kink™️—but I was playing with a rope guy and why not? Well, I injured a nerve. Didn’t notice then, but ever since prolonged standing/walking makes the outside of my right thigh go numb. Doesn’t hurt, but jeez, it’s annoying.