Martian

@hanosmith.com

Over-opinionated millennial music guy. Britney Spears apologist. Former unofficial member of Spice Girls.

What is with start-up/independent clothing brands selling mesh basketball shorts for $50+. Because you ironed some patched onto them? It’s crazy. Everything can’t be luxury.

Did you catch this? Last week, U.S. Sen. Marsha Blackburn told a Memphis reporter that the $30 million state incentives package for Starbucks would be recouped in six months through payroll taxes. FACT CHECK: Tennessee does NOT have payroll/income taxes.

It feels like Silky and Akeria conspired to have this beef during the show to make sure they had some plot armor. I’m just not buying it, but I am entertained. 🤣🤣

I’m gonna start blocking people on IG that do that stupid bear smirk. I hate that shit. Stop giving yourself Reba lips.