Matthias Jaissle's black and white army. #nufc
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This feels like the bit of the sci-fi movie when it all starts to go (even more) downhill.
BREAKING | An out-of-control SpaceX rocket has collided with the Moon READ MORE: trib.al/mGkWuJh
If Bruno is £80m then Murphy is definitely £100m+ #nufc
Good to see my local council behaving perfectly normally... Definitely not more Reform corruption. Nope, definitely nothing to see here... bylinetimes.com/2026/08/04/r...
Reform Council Leader’s Firm Advised £95 Million Project Which His Own Council Is a Partner In
Cllr Paul Mackings' consultancy has advised on the South Tyneside College relocation since 2021 and his firm gave £111,000 to Reform UK weeks before he stood as a candidate
bylinetimes.com
Rumour is £60m +£5m bonuses apparently. Laughable if true. 6 weeks to make an absolute nonsense bid. #nufc
🚨 Newcastle United REJECT first Arsenal bid for Bruno Guimaraes. Info on here on what happens next - and what #nufc likely succession plan is. Read 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Richard Tice also being investigated by the parliamentary watchdog. I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Richard Tice investigated by parliamentary standards watchdog
Reform's deputy leader is being investigated about an allegation he failed to declare an interest.
bbc.co.uk
10 year old is currently wandering around chanting "Matthias and his assistant" to the tune of Rockin' All Over the World... #nufc
Remembered about the #nufc vs Liverpool general sale *far* too late this morning...
Very happy about this #nufc
Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of Czech Republic international goalkeeper Lukáš Horníček from Portuguese side SC Braga. The 24-year-old joins for an undisclosed fee and has penned a five-year-deal at St. James’ Park. Welcome to Newcastle United, Lukáš 🖤🤍
Emma Kelly's baby updates are adding a much needed wholesomeness to my #nufc intake.
Got my friend in the studio today to work on some new stuff. We made this album maybe 6 years ago. It's very good (and slightly bonkers). He's an incredible songwriter open.spotify.com/album/2prXFc...
AYA - Album by Trev Gibb | Spotify
Trev Gibb · album · 2021 · 11 songs
open.spotify.com
Looks like that's the Jaissle and Hornicek deals wrapped up. It's going to be a *very* new Newcastle this season. #nufc
I have nothing but love and gratitude for Eddie Howe and what he's done for #nufc. Club legend. 🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤 #nufc
We can announce that Eddie Howe has informed the club of his decision to step down as head coach. The club has accepted Eddie’s decision and would like to thank him for his extraordinary contribution.
Do you think when FIFA implodes, Infantino and Trump will try and set up their own thing? Maybe the World Association of National Kickball Associations of Soccer?
My guess is the club announce Howe leaving and the new guy joining at the same time so they look like they know what they're doing. #nufc
Whoever it is, I hope the new coach gets a proper chance to do their thing (whatever it is) and we don't become one of these 3-managers-a-season clubs. #nufc
Think I need to switch off for a bit. Luckily I am here and the kettle has just boiled.
Over the next few days and weeks we’ll hear a lot of pundits and neutral fans asking “what happened to #nufc? They looked liked they were about to break into the top 4/5, and now they’ve lost all their best players and their manager” May I present to the jury, exhibit A
I suppose if all our players are 20 then we need a young manager who knows about memes and tiktok... #nufc
I need to read a statement from Howe asap. #nufc
Funny isn’t it? You’d think that if the need for data storage and processing conflicted with the survival of human life, the survival of human life would just about edge the trade-off.
Yes, a few billion people will die, but ffs let's enjoy being a bit warmer. We've earned it!
It’s exhausting. For years, decades, right wing media have lied and told us #climate breakdown was just woke nonsense. Now, it’s whoopsies, yes it’s real, but relax everyone & enjoy our new “Mediterranean” climate as Europe goes up in flames around us.
We tried to warn you, we warned everyone
It was never going to stop at trans people.