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24. he/him. artist, writer, designer, webmaster | @shslhopebot.bsky.social

just saw someone say olivia's new christmas song is an instant classic just like santa tell me which is how i discovered people still listen to santa tell me. haven't heard that song in a long time

it always kills me when people act like the hunger games isn't a game for children because the books i liked as a kid were equally serious and i wouldn't say they're not for children

lowkey wish my dad wasn't dead bc why do i have to get a medical degree and a ouija board to deduce i think i have a serious hereditary skin condition i need to see a doctor about asap

i'm not brave enough to try this because i appreciate the sanctity of soda bread but blueberry flavoured buttermilk does make me wonder how blueberry soda bread would work out. i'm just not brave enough to try that though. i don't believe soda bread should be sweet

i think there's a hole in my tooth that's trapping food vs i seeeeeeeriously think my dentist is going to punch me if i bring this up again and do i really want my wisdom tooth extracted THAT bad

you know what kills me. apparently they're giving kids £2000 for leaving care. that's hilarious you know what i've had enough i hope everyone in care dies i hope everyone suffers i hope we all die

i really wish that bsky would do something about bots/deleted accounts affecting your follower count. i do not have 430 followers and i wonder what the fuck people must think about the fact that it looks like i do.

i think this whole thing has just left me really worried for people cybersecurity and internet safety like wdym you're falling for basic social engineering. wdym you're visiting suspicious links. wdym you're giving takedown forms your email. wdym you're taking an "apology" at face value. wdym wdym

the whole ganesh thing is insane to me because i'm not even indian and i'm switched on enough to know that who the fuck is naming their kid ganesh. ganesh?! come home to dinner, harold! it's lunch time, baldwin! why haven't you done your homework yet methuselah

you should commission me because if you commission me the commission money + my savings + benefits loan might be enough to get me a new place, i looked at the market and since it's winter the prices finally went down a little

i just saw someone describe merry christmas, mr lawrence as "not really a queer movie" and "not really a period drama" what is it if not a queer period drama like what does it have going for it other than those things