It used to be "𝑯𝑶𝑴𝑬𝑺" 𝑯uron, 𝑶ntario, 𝑴ichigan, 𝑬rie, 𝑺uperior Now it's "𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑬" 𝑺uperior, 𝑯uron, 𝑨merica, 𝑴ichigan, 𝑬rie He turned homes into shame - a fitting metaphor for everything about him.

The banana-forward Rum Runner was created by "Tiki John" Elber at the Holiday Isle Tiki Bar in Islamorada, Florida in the 1970s 1oz 151 1oz Light rum 1oz Banana liqueur 1/2oz Blackberry liqueur 1/4 Pomegranate Liqueur 1/4oz Grenadine 1oz Pineapple juice 1oz OJ acid adjusted to lime juice

Now that it's over, I can officially say that May 2026 was one of the worst months on record. Seriously. It can fuck all the way off.

"Paxton is good because he wants to eliminate the filibuster." "Democrats are bad because they want to eliminate the filibuster." What in the dementia was this supposed to have meant?

It's getting fancy in here. Jungle Bird 1.5oz blackstrap rum 3/4oz Campari 1.5oz pineapple juice 1/2oz Demerara syrup 1/2oz lime juice Applewood smoke bubble

The "stay logged in" checkbox is the biggest lie on the internet.

Hell of a way to spend Rumspringa, Brother Hezekiah.

Funky16Corners@funky16corners.bsky.social · 5mo ago

The poster child for “OTHERWISE UNEMPLOYABLE”

I'm no gun safety expert, but I can definitely see a problem here

Every 2028 Democratic hopeful must be asked if they intend to investigate and prosecute this blatant fraud under their leadership. Anything other than a full-throated yes should be disqualifying. We’re not “moving forward.” We’re not “hand-waving this away for the sake of the country.”

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 5mo ago

The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…

MarQuayne gets the support of the guy whose stroke-induced brain damage turned him Republican. No one should be surprised.

Scott MacFarlane@macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 6mo ago

ALERT: Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) votes YES on Markwayne Mullin nomination to be Homeland Security Secretary Fetterman helps Mullin salvage an 8-7 vote of support from the Senate Homeland Security Cmte

The price of oil isn't coming down anytime soon. Top off your tank daily and get those oil changes scheduled and taken care of.

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Iran’s attacks on Qatar have damaged facilities that produce 17% of the company’s LNG export capacity and it will take 3 to 5 years to repair them, QatarEnergy CEO Saad al-Kaabi told Reuters in an interview on Thursday.-Reuters

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There's an old saying: "Give someone shawarma, and they'll have shawarma today. Teach someone shawarma, and they'll have shawarma everyday." Or something like that. What's important to remember, though, is that a dipshit started a war in Iran to distract from the #EpsteinFiles.

Is he really asking "What if we go full genocide in Iran, then let everyone else deal with the aftermath?"

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The default assumption needs to be that every dramatic war video on social media is an AI fake until proven otherwise. "Cascade of A.I. Fakes About War With Iran Causes Chaos Online" www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Cascade of A.I. Fakes About War With Iran Causes Chaos Online

The technology has been used to create misleading fakes before. But never at this scale.

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👇 U.S Army just awarded a $20B contract to this company. #demsec #kleptocracy abcnews.com/US/trump-son...

Trump sons investing in domestic drone production businesses

The FCC banned the use of foreign-made drones and components in December.

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This race isn’t over. Northwest Georgia showed up in a BIG way, and now we head to a runoff. Momentum is real. The coalition is growing. Let’s finish what we started. On to the runoff. #GA14

Good morning @democrats.org @electdemocrats.bsky.social Dems had a great night. Look at the candidates that are over performing. They aren’t taking $ from AIPAC. We the people will purge the party of this foreign influence! #demsec

In case you forgot why we're fighting so hard to save the daylight, please remember: It's for the hoes.

I thought "the Iran nuclear threat" had already been "completely and totally obliterated"? I guess the dementia makes it harder to keep track of all the lies.

You get the day you deserve. #demsec

TheRoadie.@roadie63.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I hear some "red staters" are upset that Elon is putting methane gas generators in their neighborhoods to power his "data centers". "Between the smell and the noise I'll never be able to sell my house". So MAGA, "deregulation" is bad? Take away the rules and the wealthy shit on you even more. Happy?

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