“More people may have died in past week than in Gaza war, experts believe, as message to Telegraph gives first-hand account of atrocities”

The Telegraph@telegraph.co.uk · 9mo ago

🔴 There is mounting evidence the Sudanese city of El Fasher is at the centre of one of this century’s worst ethnic massacres. Now, The Telegraph has received a voice message from a survivor telling harrowing story of survival ⬇️ www.telegraph.co.uk/bluesky-tmg/sudan-pay-genocide/

After brushing your hair, don't throw a firework into your girlfriend's face!

New York this, New York that. You don’t even live there.

Yes Arne, it’s probably safe to bring on Kirkez now.

Chiesa lifting up his shorts for the 4th official there.

Trent to score a banger from 30 yards please.

Catch it Courtois you big nancy.

Catch it Courtois you big nancy.

Florian Wirtz looks like he could do with a good feed. Might do a malnourished XI.

If that’s handball then we might as well all go and work in Saxone.

Whoever wins the vote for mayor of New York can kiss my ass.

Robert Wyatt’s favourite Everton player is E. Le Fée.

Made up for Granit.

45 years ago. First record with my own money. I had a job after school at the Whalebone Lane Safeway in Dagenham. Bought it at Our Price in Romford.

Phonic Underground@phonicunderground.bsky.social · 9mo ago

No lying or making yourself out to be a cool kid. Post the first record you bought. If you can remember the shop or circumstances add that too. Local color appreciated. 20p bin, Silver sounds, Donaghmede Shopping Centre, Dublin.

Lineker. Corbyn. Theroux. Greta. Mehdi Hasan. Grifters the lot of them.

barry novibes@iaindowie.bsky.social · 9mo ago

at this point, if you've got any sort of twitter account, even just a burner or something you use solely for work, you're a cunt.

People often ask me if I have any words of advice for young people Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old If you're doing business with an anthropomorphic giant peanut, get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.

Who remembers Command and Conquer?

Unofficial BBCNews (World) Bot@bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Nato 'will stand with Ukraine' to get long-lasting peace, senior official tells BBC

JK obviously too lazy to clean the only dinner plate that he owns so he’s eating his tea from a serving platter. The degenerate fuck. ✅Aromat ✅Child’s fork ✅Paring knife

It’s Brentford but with slightly better players. #TOTCHE

Ref letting a lot go. Excellent.

Sp*rs v Chelsea. As usual my preferred result would be one of those giant sinkholes like you get in China.

A massacre in a maternity hospital Jesus. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...

Hundreds reportedly killed at Sudanese hospital as evidence of RSF atrocities mounts

Rapid Support Forces, which claimed control of El Fasher on Sunday, reportedly killed at least 460 people ‘in cold blood’

theguardian.com

Pools of blood visible from space 1500 civilians slaughtered in 3 days. I presume that Mehdi Hasan, Owen Jones, Francesca Albanese, the lads from Kneecap, Greta, Theroux, Gary Lineker and Corbyn will be using their voices to highlight the horror unfolding in Sudan www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10...

‘A true genocide’: RSF kills ‘at least 1,500 people’ in Sudan’s el-Fasher

Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Turkiye, Jordan and Qatar express alarm as more evidence emerges of mass killings by paramilitary forces in Sudan's in el-Fasher.

aljazeera.com

So basically “he’s nonce but there’s nothing anyone can do about it and we are going to continue to use your money so we can all live in castles” Biggest grifters ever.

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works ye mighty. Number seven will blow your mind!!

John Ix@frogalapeche.bsky.social · 9mo ago

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my email which I hope finds you well.

I’m a big fan of this film. Heartily recommend to anyone else who is. And if you’re not, it’s worth it just to hear the Ken Dodd joke.

Smersh Pod@smershpod.com · 9mo ago

THE DEAD ZONE with John Thomson shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

Smashing goal Arsenal. Smashing goal.

Here’s something from the past we can all get behind. Bring back giving Nazis typhus.

Alex Wild@alexwild.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Gonna talk in entomology class today about how Jewish scientists forced to work in Nazi concentration camps secretly sent fake vaccines to the eastern front and managed to kill 4,000 Nazis with typhus.

Whoever this twat on co coms has just claimed that “balls are a lot lighter now” and that’s why everyone is taking long throws.