My girlfriend really out did herself this year. The bakeoff tent awaits 😍 #nufc #cake

With the injuries we've had added up against Hull's momentum going into the game.....make no mistakes, it's a very good result. Three weeks to get some players back fit #nufc

Serious question. We all know that SCR is a shambles designed to limit competition at the top of the league - but should we as a fanbase be organising to show our displeasure? Can't imagine Liverpool fans not being out on the street protesting if it was them. Do we too easily accept defeat? #nufc

Any one else's match feed gone? #nufc

Heard Charlie Austin talking about Hjoberg on Talk Shite and he sounds like exactly the kind of character our dressing room needs atm. For the figures discussed...it makes sense #nufc

Whoever popularised the phrasing of football clubs and their current standings as "the project" can really fuck off. Reductive Romano bullshit #nufc

I'm sure some will call me a happy clapper, but get behind the new boss. Get behind the new players. Failure becomes a self fulfilling prophecy and is exactly what those that are quick to call us a sinking ship want. Now is the time fans need to come together and circle the wagons #nufc

Fascinating how many Arsenal fans cannot see how trying to unsettle the Newcastle club captain the day after Keegan passed could possibly be viewed as a bit distasteful. Football does weird things to people. It really does #nufc

Don't want to sound overly pessimistic, but if I was a neutral and we sold Bruno - I'd be looking at Newcastle and thinking "relegation candidates.' Want the club to prove me wrong so badly, but everything feels like a vortex of negativity atm #nufc

Bridges < Rwanda? #nufc

Seems Manzambi may be hoping someone else comes in for him. Whether or not they do is another matter entirely. Seems some people want us to just fuck him off. Not sure we're in a position to do that no matter how satisfying it sounds on paper #nufc

Worried that we've heard no update about Manzambi today #nufc

That'll be the sound of my heart breaking. Not sure how you could even replace him #nufc

Just remembered the other day on here when I said Tonali was going for £100m instead of £92.75m plus add ons and a guy called me a boot licker. Social media is wild 😂 #nufc

Don't worry Sandro, the ghost written good bye message wasn't necessary - most of those performances last season said more than words ever could #nufc

Why does it cause some people such pain to give Dan Burn any credit? He's one of football's good guys and his journey is a genuine feel good story. Show me a hero? Show me Dan Burn #England #nufc

Hand on heart - never seen him play. Anyone who watches more German football have an opinion on him? #nufc

In no way is Tonal a £100m player. It's a great deal - but now is the time to go out and reinvest it well. Huge month ahead #nufc

Luke Edwards is a buffoon. But he's our buffoon. The inevitable Panorama or NY Times piece will eventually bring Romano down - but until then, I'm not against seeing a journo call him out for being exactly what we all know him to be. Also fascinating to see how thin skinned he actually is #nufc

Liverpool Spurs Bournemouth Leeds There is no God #nufc

Football is broken isn't it? The aspirational element - the belief that you can be the best...it's not there. A select few have taken it all for themselves. What's the point of any of it anymore? #nufc #Football

Not sure where this line about Tonali being a technician has come from? I have a lot of time for him but he's not brilliant on the ball. Great engine. Conservative passer. Uncomfortable in tight positions #nufc

Reminder that Romano is a client journalist who stirs things up on behalf of agents and the player advisors who weaponise him. He's a willing parasite and no friend of the sport. I hate what he represents. Football deserves better. So do you. #nufc #Romano

Reminder to everyone to take @jacobsben.bsky.social reporting on transfers with a real pinch of salt. There's a reason he's working the TalkSport beat. And don't even get me started on Alex "my sources are twitter" Crook #nufc

If you can't take joy in Dan Burn's journey from Asda to the World Cup, then you need to fix your heart. Football should be about these wonderful intangible stories #England #wc #nufc

If you're willing West Ham to beat us out of hope Tottenham go down then please block me now - too much Internet has made you irreparably thick #nufc

By God we needed that. Whether you're Howe in or Howe out, the guy doesn't deserve the disrespect he's had from some quarters. Glad to see the fans in the stadium show him support #nufc

Not a chance Gordon is injured. Anyway, I'm off on holiday. Would love the lads to turn things around today. I know they won't #nufc

Has Howe lost the dressing room? Today felt close to the final nail in a coffin #nufc

Would be nice tonight, as we play a MASSIVE game against Baralona, for us to all to get behind the team. But if your focus for the day is still to slag off Andy Howe or even Eddie, then Idk what to say - you've lost sight of why we watch football and have zero sense of occasion #nufc