The latest thing to EXPLODE onto the growing music scene in Skagway. Per one reviewer: "People are gonna lose their shit". Called "A (wicked) sick band" by a totally different human. Ciclospora: A Mariachi Tribute To the Music of Anthrax

I still don't know who Will Stencil or whatever is. I thought about looking into this information deficit, but then realized that I was probably just better off not knowing who Will Stencil is.

Now you tell me what those are. I assumed those were nice little prepackaged crab claws and I thought the texture was because they were a bit old but I ate them anyways. I'm gonna be farting balloons for days.

rye.@dopeymcgeee.bsky.social · yesterday

pretty progressive of a seafood joint to hand out condoms to customers!

Panum et circenses. Well, he's kinda leaving out the "panem" part, so basically it's just "circenses".

Rev. Benjamin Cremer@brcremer.bsky.social · 7d ago

That's not what my t-shirt says. My t-shirt says that saying creepy, weird, and possibly illegal activities is not necessarily indicative of misogyny, because there are lots of creepy, weird, and possibly illegal things that are not misogyny.

Jeanine Pirro has been reassigned so that she can spend more time with whatever box of Franzia she hauled out of her office in that white box.

You can lecture me, and it'll be fun, but I can't guarantee that I'll pay attention since you're defining stuff by your gut feels. "EvErYtHiNg I DoN't LiKe Is MiSoGyNy!!" Maybe she can read Wiener's mind? That would be awesome.

Wow, I had no idea I was dealing with such a 1337 h4XX0r.

So he's going to die on the toilet? I bet MAGA will pay big money for his final turd.

Laura Loomer paid to look like this. Like, on purpose.

Oh cool so this butthole got arrested for Felony Battery. I guess he was on a cruise and was arrested while getting off the ship, so that's pretty awesome. But don't avoid cruises. Specifically, don't avoid Alaskan cruises. Avoid Floriduh cruises, though.

Harry the Sea Otter@harryseaotter.art · last wk.

"he doesn’t let any woman talk to him like that" But toxic masculinity is totes not a problem. wsvn.com/news/local/m...

Oh don't worry, I don't think you humans have much longer to go. Just don't take the rest of us down with you, yeah?

Laura Bassett@lebassett.bsky.social · 7d ago

Even the rich immortality guy is giving up

This robot studied Shakespeare.

Well, I guess now is the opportunity for MAGA to be just like Trump.

I just remembered why Torpzun hates me so much: He believes all those fake Palestinian spam bots are real humans asking for help. He wasn't about to give them money, but he would repost them so he could pretend he did a good deed. Not just a weeb, but a slacktivist weeb. Or maybe just dumb.

WhY dOeS bLuEsKy HaTe NiGeRiAn RoBoTs?!?

To this day, the subject of Donald Trump's forward leaning has been the topic of much discussion in the scientific community, with many citing neurological possibilities such as frontal lobe dementia. I am proposing an alternative, and far more elegant, hypothesis: The Shifted Poo-Mass Hypothesis

Great, now all of those poor robots are going to starve to death or whatever it is robots do when they stop beeping, booping, and spamming.

I bet you he'll keep Blanched Turd on as "Acting" AG indefinitely.

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 7d ago

NO AG FOR YOU

If only Molly Shah were here, she would know how to help these poor robots. "Help us @mommunism.bsky.social you're our only hope!"

I'd ask Derpzun or whatever what he was trying to accomplish, but he can't seem to hold on to any accounts for very long, so I'll probably never know. Ah well, you know my email address at least, Derpy. Please feel free to reach out!

"he doesn’t let any woman talk to him like that" But toxic masculinity is totes not a problem. wsvn.com/news/local/m...

Bartender says she suffered concussion, broken tooth in violent attack at Bayside Marketplace - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort Lauderdale

A bartender at the Hard Rock Cafe in downtown Miami was assaulted twice by an unidentified male customer following a dispute over food garnishes, resulting in a concussion and a lost tooth.

wsvn.com

I haven't seen OtterBox in some time!

OtterBox@otterbox.bsky.social · last wk.

Hola, bonjour, hello, hallo, ciao!

There we go. The ultimate Movie-Band Collab. I'll be on percussion.

Harry the Sea Otter@harryseaotter.art · last wk.

Okay but why involve the fish? If I'm doing all the legwork, I'm not going to blow cocaine on bringing cocaine trout to a pool. Like, maybe Pete could just... Actually blow up a cocaine boat around a lot of trout around the inlet here, and then I'd just enjoy the cocaine trouts. Blowfish?

I really need to get better at fishing.

I have to wonder about the kind of worthless human who is so terminally online and divorced from the real world that they spend time to create accounts just to.... Block others?

Okay so sometimes humans impress me. It's rare, but they do it sometimes: www.instagram.com/reel/DbP4S4F...

Instagram

Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.

instagram.com

I am getting blocked by all of these accounts that wind up suspended, but I do not know who they are! It's very interesting.

Okay this is offensive.