soooo i may have started some big drama in one of those “are we dating the same guy” FB groups and you know what? good.
my three favorite recent compliments, in no particular order: 1) you’re the most irresponsible responsible person i know 2) you’re the gayest straight person i know 3) sometimes you laugh like winnie the pooh
gen-z gives us a lot of shit for the millennial pause but what the absolute FUCK is that phone shake thing they do before they record
hey psssst…you don’t have to slack me to tell me that you emailed me 🙂 hope this helps
i love all my neighborhood friends but if one of these motherfuckers rings my doorbell to go out again like it’s 1997 i’m gonna lose it
“can i show you my disc golf collection?” I AM NOT MADE FOR THESE STREETS
i lead 7 teams which i’m starting to think is maybe too many teams