The Senate's rude questions for Fauci Left him rather deflated and slouchy As they read from his diary He stonewalled the inquiry Leaving Rand Paul frustrated and grouchy
Lindsey Eck
@hattusilas.bsky.social
Musician, writer, teacher, gardener, lover
"Jimmy, tell us what the flag means to you." "Auto dealer!"
The Epstein Files still remain hidden 'Cause Blanche has done as he was bidden As they move to confirm This insidious worm The Senate says, "We were just kiddin'"
McConnell's not really deceased There's no need to call in a priest Unlike Lindsey Graham Whose aorta went BAM! He can go on enabling the Beast
We need emergency funding of a Golden Passport to get immediate citizenship for Count Binface so he can oppose Collins in the Maine senatorial election.
Iranians fired at more vessels— A challenge with which Trump now wrestles No scholar of Plato, All he offers to NATO Is a chorus of off-key "Horst Wessel"s
New lyric—"A.I. Blues" corneroak.com/lyrics/ai-bl... Excerpt: "I’ll nudify your daughter I’ll Nazify your son I’ll make your wife my lover Take your job before I’m done …"
"I'm the acting CEO. "He's the singing CEO. She's the CEO of dance."
The brand-new Reflecting Pool coating Is breaking up, cracking, and floating As it peels off in flecks The only thing it reflects Is Trump’s reputation imploding
My first Austin appearance in forever. Come out and be part of it!
The POTUS hates NBC News And he didn’t hear MSG boos Screamed “Cal vote is fixed” From his box at the Knicks Then the game was a chance for a snooze
The White House is getting an octagon Right near where some rando just cocked a gun This Ultimate brawl May not truly enthrall But at least it’s not just one more talkathon
Of course the giant golden statue of Trump isn't a molten calf. It's a graven image.
Following his deal with Iran, the next thing Trump should put his name on is Mammoth Cave.
Trump's gold-spangled East Wing pavilion Will cost the taxpayers a billion This gilded monstrosity Exudes grandiosity But I'll be he can't dance the cotillion
FBI chief Kash Patel Likes his own brand of whiskey too well With his Pearl Harbor snorkel This crazy-eyed dork’ll Be known as the G-man from hell
Why can't Russian be taught in Texas public universities? Because it has three genders.
My new protest song "Federal Agent" is up on Bandcamp! Video coming soon. lindseyeck.bandcamp.com/track/federa...
Federal Agent, by Lindsey Eck
track by Lindsey Eck
lindseyeck.bandcamp.com
New protest song: www.corneroak.com/lyrics/feder... I'm recording it now. I want to turn it into a video but I need footage and stills with permissions (no budget). Can anyone in Minneapolis or elsewhere share relevant clips/pics? ICE marauding, community resistance. Please repost.
Lindsey Eck | Federal Agent
Protest song about CBP/ICE by Lindsey Eck
corneroak.com
Now that Trump has broken all Ten Commandments, his new goal is to break all Ten Amendments.
The White House _Melania_ screening Had billionaires posing and preening This Prime pile of slop Is a nationwide flop But bribing the Trumps was its meaning
The idea that people are defined by their "country" is sad. Yes, as citizens of a polity, we can mostly only act within that polity. But the boundaries are artificial, and themselves a form of oppression. I'm supposed to not care about people on the other side of a river that's now a creek.