“ that's what I thought . imagine being low tier . Get those ranks up , girl ”
Literally the second she makes contact she flops over, dead and decaying
Hare 🎃
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⚰︎ 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 (𝑉𝑒𝑟𝑏) to feign an action , part , or role . especially in a play . ☕
“ that's what I thought . imagine being low tier . Get those ranks up , girl ”
Literally the second she makes contact she flops over, dead and decaying
“ ummm. . . actually , no you won't . Because im an alpha Chad gooner and you're low level . ”
“IM GONNA GET YOU, YOU SONNVABITCH!”
She's unbothered by the duat nuke incident , but for some reason the mother looked like it was having a panic attack .
“ oh my apophis yumeships make me very happy I just wish he was real ”
“….huh. Well whatever makes you happy I guess”
“ it means i ship myself with someone that isn't exactly real . ” 🙂**
“Oohh I see! These are…very interesting!” He’s examining the drawings he’s being shown. “What is a yumeship?”
She's opening her notebook to the well drawn pages with suggestive reptilian men and showing it to sleep incarnate “ these are my ideas for apophis . We yumeship . ”
“Um…sure?”
“ Whatever gives me the best explanation . ” Shaking like a leaf
"Mm... You want the short answer or the long answer?" Unfazed by that immediate reaction, not at all bothered too much by it.
Everyone I have ever loved seems so beautiful to me now. I wish to apologize for how disgusting I was.
“ but it never will cause it doesn't exist . So I don't have to worry , silly. . . whaaaat are you .ᐟ.ᐣ ” The human is immediately jolting away and taking several terrified steps back . Ragged breaths , like she's seen something terrifying . It was a much different reaction then last time .
"I feel like this could cause immense psychic damage to it if it heard that."
She'll stay in her little moment . Screaming away for now . Even the mother , a looming shadow standing over hare had given up trying to console her . The presence did however mold rens sandwich .
Sobek is literally a bag of body parts on the floor, scattered in every direction 🐍”…Huh. That’s new.” And Ren just returns to eating her sandwich.
Just getting back up . The parts drag themselves to each other in cords of tar like substance . And she is SCREAMING . Screaming as hard as she possibly physically can . People don't do that . Humans do NOT do that .
“ . . . i will keep messing with you though , pretty lady ”
“In other news, the sky is a crisp blue.”
sᴏ ғʀɪɢʜᴛᴇɴᴇᴅ . ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ғʀɪɢʜᴛᴇɴᴇᴅ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ғɪʟʟ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜʏᴘᴏᴛʜᴇᴛɪᴄᴀʟs . ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ* ᴄʀᴏᴡɴ . ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ . “ mother , what's happening .ᐣ ” ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ . ᴡᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴡ . ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀᴇ , ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀs ᴍᴇ .
That name...that stupid nonsense Sobek chose to use. "...She can exist, but she will not be my follower. i dont even know what you are, but i will not be usurped. I will even bring up a name back. Crowley."
“ No , id like her to stay . . . ” 😉* ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪs ᴛʀᴜʟʏ ɪᴍᴍᴏʀᴛᴀʟ . ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ɪs ᴄʟᴏsᴇ . ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴏʙᴇᴋ .ᐣ ᴅᴏᴇsɴᴛ ɴᴇᴄʀᴏᴘᴏʟɪs ʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ʙᴇʟʟs ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ .ᐣ ᴏʀ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜsʏ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ɪɴ ʙᴏᴅʏs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀs ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ .ᐣ
"Yeah, quick counter to that, Immortal Moron That Decapitates my Murder exists. As long as i exist she will despise me." 🐍"So mean to Sobek..." "WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE?!"
“ hmmm. . . i am basic , you remind me of a tuxedo cat .ᐟ ”
"Anything for you my sweet! Gyehehehehe. Now what would I be, hmm?"
ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪɴsɪɴᴜᴀᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜᴛɪʟɪᴢᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ . ʜᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ʀɪɢʜᴛ . . . ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ* ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴏʀsʜɪᴘᴘᴇʀs ᴀʀᴇ ғᴀᴅɪɴɢ , ʀᴀ . sᴏᴍᴇᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ , ᴀs ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇʏ ʀᴇᴄᴀʟʟ ᴇᴀᴄʜ ʀᴀɪɴ ᴅʀᴏᴘ ɪɴ ᴀ sᴛᴏʀᴍ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ɪᴛ ʜʏᴅʀᴀᴛᴇs . ɪ sᴜɢɢᴇsᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ғɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ .
He scrunched up like a Muppet "Are you insinuating i work with that...𝑳𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓? I am willing to put up with casual sexism, but not something that foul." 🐍"YOU CAN WHAT?!" "OH PLEASE IF THIS WERE INFORCED WE WOULD ALL BE IN JAIL FOR BEATING SOBEK!"
Poor Hare wiped off the tar with a shudder . ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇɴʏ ɪᴛ ɪs sᴏ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ .ᐣ sʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ sᴛᴏᴘ ᴍᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ . ʙᴜᴛ ᴘᴇʀʜᴀᴘs ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴜsᴇ ʜᴀᴀᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs . Spoken like an aristocrat on the search of status . it would rather be friends then enemies .
"BACK OFF YE SPOOKY BETCH! I WILL NOT BE MADE INTO A MOCKERY BY A WOMAN WHO DESCRIBES MY IMMORTAL ENEMY AS A VORE FETISHIST, ITS NOT A FETISH, ITS PRIMAL EVIL!" He did at least stop the burning
The mother leaned over her , its jaws open to reveal nothing but silver teeth and a void of black drool . more bells ring , drowning out the world around them so completely as hare stands in terror . sʜᴇ ɪs ᴀɴ ᴀᴅᴜʟᴛ . sʜᴀʟʟ ɪ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴛʜᴇʀs ᴏғ ʟɪғᴇ .ᐣ
"SHE IS MAKING ME LOOK LIKE YAOI BAIT TO THOSE FUCKING MORTIES! LOOK AT THIS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFILTH!" He proceeds to mentally project the words 'SunVenom' and an entire Ao3 page into her head
She's squealing as her skin grows a tar like layer of protection . it looked cold somehow . While a large dark figure could be seen in the smoke towering over the both of them . The mother was no match for divinity yet . Still its mouth ringed out chiming like a terrible church bell . Warnings .
"The WHAT?!" She's getting the same treatment Sobek does, set on fire where she stands. He is mad enough even bits of his face are unraveling
“ chat if i don't survive this please burn the journals . And my yumeship continues to be MINE ill just continue to exist in dead wife flashbacks and yearning 〜.ᐟ ”
She's immediately shrieking in terror before covering her mouth wide eyed . She's not that stupid to think angering HIM of all gods was a good idea . “ . . . . isthisabouttheapophisyumeshipping .ᐣ ”
'i am RA! RA! Oh my me you are just pissing me off."
she's studying his appearance . She could tell he was divinity , but what sort .ᐣ hmmm. . . The eye patch. . . “ Are you mister Horus .ᐣ he's one of my favorites ”
“I think you should be crucified and left to be pecked apart by boars.”