round 2

Haus@hauslabs.bsky.social · 23h ago

Extremely drunk, cocky, growy, and vorny

Extremely drunk, cocky, growy, and vorny

Maybe bought too much beer…

for those wanting to grow me: sizerelatedgames.com/worship/27mk...

Haus@hauslabs.bsky.social · yesterday

Took a little over a week but managed to max everything… now to spam prestige 🥵

Took a little over a week but managed to max everything… now to spam prestige 🥵

So exhausted from work. Someone should rub my feet

honestly if he called me lil guy i would probably just ascend on the spot

Just got an ad that said if I was lonely I could make an AI boyfriend 🫩

Who's pit are you huffing first? Come get a whiff. Just two massive, muscle bros fogging up and flooding the steam room even more with @meldcrit.bsky.social #hauscard #aurahaus

I was a little too shy to go hang around the costa boat, but I still wanted to give Chigu a moment of fun in the sun before summer is over ✨

How I show up to the function (CC)

Giving everyone on the party boat something besides the fireworks to admire. 🎆🌔 Hope they don't mind all the size. #hauscard #aurahaus

First class as professor haus successful 🤓

Giving everyone on the party boat something besides the fireworks to admire. 🎆🌔 Hope they don't mind all the size. #hauscard #aurahaus

Who up straight jorking it on the last boat night

Also hi my dms are open if anyone wants to pose with a real big guy

Haus@hauslabs.bsky.social · 5d ago

realized the event ends tomorrow and I have not done any pics

I hate to be a beggar but I’ll also just link these in case anyone has no interest in the services I offer. We aren’t at ‘defcon 5 it’s all over’ but holy hell things are getting more uncertain by the day for me & I have absolutely 0 safety margin rn. cash.app/$RGorman05 www.paypal.me/Rgorman5

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pros and cons of visiting the party boat with your giant friend: pros - free pool floatie cons - every now and then some giant thing blocks the sun?? i wonder what that is w/ @hauslabs.bsky.social

he also comes with an extra-springy diving board attachment definitely recommend doing tricks on it @hauslabs.bsky.social

When’s it my turn for a super hot bf/gf

realized the event ends tomorrow and I have not done any pics

On top of me putting off $1k engine repair

Haus@hauslabs.bsky.social · last wk.

Have to come up with $1,000 to get my car fixed again… every month it’s another big bill on this pos car…🫩🫩🫩

Have to come up with $1,000 to get my car fixed again… every month it’s another big bill on this pos car…🫩🫩🫩

Went to the faerie party pool and someone came up and handed me a bunch of rainbow pop???

turned on zonesync on the balmung cruise ship and my pc started smoking and made a puhhhh sound before shutting off

chat what server does a big, nonchalant, chill, charismatic, unproblematic, funny, humble guy like me hangout on the summer party ship on

Flabbergasted how this happens and I never noticed until today (foot censored bc that’s not free)

Haus@hauslabs.bsky.social · 2w ago

Had these shoes for just a few months and somehow they are all torn up… I work in an office how did this happen…

Had these shoes for just a few months and somehow they are all torn up… I work in an office how did this happen…

finally

Beer and soju acquired for the weekend