anytime I see two men together I cannot stop myself from saying out loud “do you think they have ever explored each others bodies?”

Birthday dinner tonight! 💙

so this is 32…

so this is 32…

it’s my birthday :3

no one tell my BF I’m going a little wild with his birthday gifts

howdy cuties :)

I haven’t been this mad in a hot minute I hope I calm down soon

last day of pride anyone wanna venmo me for being gay?

found out this morning that it’s a 3 day work week

is it just me or is it a very lonely time lately

this is how your email finds me

the thing about me is I simply do not care anymore and that makes me powerful

to be known is to be humiliated

it’s 1 pm and I am ready for bed already after the morning I’ve had at work

how are oomfs doing today

chat is it too late for me be honest

“Howdy!” said with the intention of getting you pregnant 🤠

happy fcf I haven’t taken new pics of it but know that it’s still fat with big balls

Currently 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

who dare me to jork it for the rest of the night

so what are y’all doing? Screwing?

humpday should be a paid holiday where I don’t have to work so I can look at butts all day without EMAILS AND SPREADSHEETS to worry about

had to take the weights off I could not stop playing with my balls

dear god where did all my energy go im so exhausted and it’s not even Wednesday

sexy oomf showing me pretty hole my day is saved

day three of wearing my ball weights 24/7 and I fear for the next ass I get my hands on because I am absolutely feral

day 2 of pride! give it up for day 2 of pride!

coming back and seeing my balls pic got a lot of attention

I will always laugh when my fiancé sees my balls swinging and he just… stares enviously