X + X = X + X

Never tell them your plan, it always turns out awesome...

The clock says 3AM but it feels like 6AM...on a Monday...Happy fucking Labor Day

How do I monetize this place...?!?! #suggestionswillbeignored

See, my point is going to sound like an "I told you so"...and as well it should #fuckyou

Shame on everybody... #fuckyou

Shout out to everyone who calls a see-saw a teeter-totter

I should not be operating a stove at this point in my life...

Yeah, after all these years... here's where I find myself... #jokesonme

I had a new message but nevermind... we're all fucked

I laugh aloud at those who think that I am amongst them...

Ladies and Gentlemen...the president of the United States... #hailtothechafe

Baby Huey on Seesaw

ALT: Baby Huey on Seesaw

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How many people are feeling stupid enough to fuck things up more? #headcount

Stay tuned for our next episode of "Truth in Dementia" on Saturday at Saturday #tellsomeonetoremindyou

It's best to avoid the world mostly...it usually disappoints

I only eat ugly food

Maybe because I want to and it feels good at the moment.... -everyone

What the hell was I thinking? -me reminiscing

God help the hopeless trying to be helpful...

Most Star Trek villains are failed Shakespearean actors...just sayin'

As far as AI therapy goes, I'll use ChatGPT as the angel on one shoulder and Gemini, the devil on the other, and I have to tell you...Gemini puts up a compelling argument

"You don't have to be perfect to be secure..." -Samurai on a Surfboard

Why does Star Trek not have green shirts?

Crawl up their ass, so you can annoy them from the inside

The Vatican reminds me of Vegas without electricity...

The purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis -Mr Spock

You can't go wrong by playing stupid... ...apparently

I'm wearing my Sketchers today, so folks know that I mean business...

Half of my clocks are on military time just so that I don't know what the fuck is going on...