[she better fucking not or sheโll end up with an arrow in the dick.]
โฆgonna disturb her even harder now.
kate bishop.
@hawkeyedarcher.bsky.social
/parody, not affiliated with marvel. /written by madi.
[she better fucking not or sheโll end up with an arrow in the dick.]
โฆgonna disturb her even harder now.
// yes, the rumors are true. i still crave a kamala for young avengers shenanigans.
โ๐ฐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐!โ
โฆโฆit just keeps on getting bigger, doesnโt it? [also sheโs not dead.]
[fuck. there goes the first moan. fine yelena, you win.] oh yeah? you gonna do it here on the floor? that might not be good for our backs.
[ She had enough now -- even the Russian was growing restless as her hand trailed down and cupped her crotch. Gently rubbing to feel her folds through her pants. ] Squeeze like that, and I'll do even more for you. Then I'll show you a good time.~
[those pants felt tight. so form fitting. surely sheโll feel this mighty *squeeze* to her asscheeks as kate continues to smirk.] donโt threaten me with a good time.
[ Yelena's eyes glanced back as she felt Kate's hands on her ass. Her actions spoke much louder than her words. ] Mhm. Do you plead the fifth for your hand placement? [ She asked as her brow was raised. Her lips moved closer and brushed against Kate's own. ]
[a heavy blush comes over her face, followed up by a little smirk slithering across her lips. the brunette then shrugged her shoulders in indifference, hands slowly inching off of the spyโs hips and onto her ass.] i plead the fifth.
I never thought you would. You like it when I'm around. Admit it.~ [ She pulled herself back to stare into her eyes. Attempting to read her every intention as the grinding only continued. Yelena was enjoying this little encounter. ] You aren't even resisting me here. It's almost like you want it.
[she bit into her bottom lip once the grinding started, hoping to suppress the moans rhat were starting to build up. she didnโt want to give yelena that satisfaction of besting her, at least not yet.] iโm not that heartless, how could you suspect something so low of me?
True. [ She smirked a bit and moved in closer to Kate's face. Only to break away last second and go to her ear to whisper her next words... ] But you could have told me to leave at any time. [ Yelena then grinded her knee against her in a teasing manner. ]
[oh. oh hello. thatโฆโฆthat was unexpected. not unwelcome though.] iโm not the one who broke into this apartment though. [sticking her tongue out playfully.]
[ She immediately noticed how Kate was holding onto her hips. The blonde smirked and was now maneuvering her legs to be between the archers thighs. ] I am completely innocent. I blame you, Kate Bishop, for all this.
[caught off guard by this attack kate lands on her back, now staring up at yelena whoโs on top of her. she blushes hard again, subconsciously planting her hands on the blondeโs hips.] maybe you should learn to practice what youโre saying. you started this mess.
Wha- oh, you went too far now! [ Yelena dove at Kate Bishop. Knocking her on the floor while she was now on top of her smirking. ] Next time... don't take my food. You wouldn't want me to do that again, no?
[the brunette jumps at the sudden attack from the russian spy, taking a deep breath before deciding to return the favor. she goes in, scooping up a few bites from yelenaโs bowl to scorf them down before she can retaliate.]
[ Yelena made an overdramtic gasping face as she stared at Kate Bishop. ] I wasn't trying to kill you. How dare you say such a thing. Now, I'm going to have to steal more of your macaroni. [ She huffed out in protest and took a few bites of her own macaroni before stealing some of Kate's. ]
[soft chewing sounds as she ate the pasta in the bowl, slowly shaking her head no to that question that was asked.] โฆโฆyou can stay. iโm just surprised, thatโs all. especially considering how we met, you trying to kill me and all. well. not me specifically, but i got caught in the middle of it all.
You're not exactly the hardest person to track down. I thought I'd pay you a visit for old times' sake. Is it a problem that I'm here? I can go. [ She already knew the answer to that question. But Yelena enjoyed teasing the archer whenever she got the chance. ]
[she accepted the napkin before she felt her cheeks heat up in a blush from that comment, choosing to focus on her food rather than acknowledge what was said.] seriously though, what are you doing here? and how did you even find my new place?
[ She handed her a napkin as well before she started eating. ] No problem. We should do this more often. You're more fun when you eat with me. [ A slight chuckle escaped her ]
[sliding down into the chair next to the russian. accepting the bowl of pasta and fork.] thanks.
Da. Of course I'll have you. I'm not saying no to you, Kate Bishop.
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[currently blasting โthe subwayโ by mj watson at max volume.] SHEโS GOT SHEโS GOT A WAY SHEโS GOT A WAY SHEโS GOT A WAYYYYY AND SHE GOT SHE GOT AWAY SHE GOT AWAY SHE GOT AWAYYYYY
oh god. first sexy russians. now sexy clowns. whatโs next, sexy robots?