The PWBL (pro women's baseball) keep talking about how they're playing on a 'turtleback field' and I don't know a lot about baseball but if Golden Axe taught me anything it means the game is being played on the back of a giant turtle
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I used to make a lot of comics. I have two cats! I read a bunch.
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 8h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
2027 will be as long since Austin Powers was unfrozen as it was since he was originally frozen. This is why I believe 2027's Bond should be an unfrozen 1997 Loaded/Men Behaving Badly/cool Britannia era secret agent finding out how much the world has moved on
The Independent@the-independent.com · 14h agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
Riker trying to watch porn in his quarters but forgets he's still synced to the main view screen on the bridge and exposes the entire bridge crew to the filthiest interspecies gangbang known to the galaxy
I feel like Chuck Tingle missed a trick by not have a Tingler ready to go on sale today called "There Will Rain Soft Cum"
FIFA seem absolutely bewildered that people are upset about them formalising their longstanding bribery process
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
Happy anniversary of that time the post office asked me to provide evidence that my package was not delivered.
The next James Cameron Avatar movie should have the lead guy meeting a bunch of Na'vi who wear suits and have office jobs and they're just like "Oh hey, yeah, we don't know what's up with all those other folks on this planet, pull up a chair and I'll grab you a coffee"
Chuds: How dare they cast non-whites in The Odyssey! This movie sucks! Bluesky: Fuck those guys, this movie is an astonishing work of art! Emily Wilson: Everything about Nolan's movie is an affront to literature Bluesky: Yeah! Fuck that guy and the wooden horse he rode in on!
Torn between wanting Guillermo Del Toro to make his own weird original concepts into movies or wanting him to remake Eyes Without A Face (1960)
KAFKA'S APPRAISAL Forget Apple+'s Neuromancer, here's something I wrote. A dark future-now UK seen through a warped existential SF-horror lens. Philip K Dick meets Orwell meets... #filmsky #films #moviesky #movies #kafka #kafkaesque #orwell #orwellian #horror #dystopian #existentialhorror
I think one of the worst things about JK Rowling is that she's not stupid. Like, for as much as it would be easy to say "oh, she's an idiot, she's dumb, she's a moron..." the sad truth is she's actually a pretty smart person who actively chooses to be an asshole
Mamie Till-Mobley's decided to hold an open casket funeral for her teenage son Emmett in Chicago, after he had been tortured, mutilated and murdered in Mississippi. Photos from the funeral and acquittal of the killers sparked the post-WWII Civil Rights struggle. nmaahc.si.edu/explore/stor...
Governor JB Pritzker@govpritzker.illinois.gov · 2w agoEmmett Till was born right here in Chicago on July 25, 1941. And it is with deep humility and great pride that I signed legislation this week at Roberts Temple to declare his birthday as the Illinois Day of Reflection and Remembrance of Emmett Till and Mamie Till-Mobley.
Weirdest possible ending to a music video for Carrie Underwood's 'Jesus Take the Wheel'
Kate Watson@loreandordure.com · 2w agoJesus would probably be shot dead by ICE at a traffic stop.
ChatGPT now has a space for sharing your social security number, bank details, and hi-res scans of your fingerprints. Should you?
CBS News@cbsnews.com · 2w agoChatGPT now has a space for sharing medical records. Should you?
I am less interested in the weight and convolutions of Elon Musk’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops, and wish he had as well
Nolan's a hack who doesn't respect the source material. Abe isn't even in the film
Lesbian couple trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet
Josh Crews@joshcrewsreally.bsky.social · 8mo agoGuillem March Harley Quinn cover art in homage to Todd McFarlane. #comics #art
If you kept this in a walk-in freezer you could turn it into an ice luge by drilling a hole in the top of the head that tunnels out through the neck for frosty shots
Charlie Angus@charlieangus104.bsky.social · 2w agoDude spent $100k making a Charlie Kirk tribute statute and is furious that no one will buy it. Putting aside the fact that this piece of "art" looks like a blow up doll from Walmart this story warms my heart. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
"Messi's the greatest of all time, just watch" Messi in the final:
Oh no shit, this is the Starbucks right by the USCIS building where I read a book for two hours between my citizenship interview and my swearing-in ceremony back in 2018 Fuck those ICE guys, they don't even deserve Sanka
𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷@jastuart68.bsky.social · 2w agoWatching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces.
Oh good, I watched two hours of the most boring World Cup final in living memory and the only goal was scored during the three minutes I was out of the room trying to fix the toilet
