HazyCRT

@hazycrt.bsky.social

21, she/her growthpilled hypercel or whatever the kids say nowadays NSFW posts pretty much all the time (when i wake up and remember) | NO MINORS. OVER 18 ONLY

Power nap? Yeah, I had a nap, and I'm MUCH more powerful now. For example, I could probably break through these compressors with a single throb of my dick, and smother this entire reality with just a fraction my ceaselessly expanding plush wobblemeat~ I'd barely have to even try~!

(Thread! #NSFW #Hyper #Growth) Happy Bunny Day! To celebrate, we've decided to develop a 100% regular, run-of-the-mill bunnysuit. It's the most comfortable we've made yet, incredibly breathable where it matters-- Oh, you know about the catch already~ Shall I run through the side effects?~ (1/8)

typed out a bunny day thread just for the page to refresh a minute after i was done. BUT i am typing this out again. we CELEBRATE skimpy outfits here with no extra catches to what they do to your form, not at all :3

#Hyper #NSFW #Growth Tailor who, despite her professional outward appearance, is quite the growth pervert. No, that Z-cup bra doesn't fit you yet, but just let her work some of her magic. Before long, you'll see that she can make ANY garment fit by any means necessary. (1/2)

( #NSFW #HYPER thread!) Did you know? The retro classic StarStriker IV: Quest for the Sapphire Swimsuit features a little known glitch that's never been properly recorded. If you're able to mimic the pool miniboss's unique spill and uncap the amount of buffs your team can use, by growth buffing-

Cumshots that continue to increase in size and viscosity the more orgasms you experience. Your first orgasm of the day is quite small, watery, and clear, but they quickly start improving in every way. By your 20th you're pumping out a universe-worth of yellow solid cumlogs every microsecond~

( #NSFW #Hyper! ) Oh, this? It's a prototype I'm testing. Yeah, the first growth bra of its kind - can you BELIEVE I used to be an A cup? That's right, now look! I'm now a natural F, and I couldn't be happier. ...Yes, it's still going through bugtesting, why do you ask? ...Underflow?

Phew, sorry, my compressors were struggling over those last few heatwaves, and when you're moving places, you have to make sure you're small enough to fit through the front door when you're there! Regular posting'll hopefully resume soon now that things have settled down, thanks for the wait <3

Dare you to guess how many compression layers I've got to use to keep myself from crushing everything in this reality. 1? Don't make me laugh. A million? Nowhere near. Infinity? Good guess, but not close. You'd need to make up a number before you're even near the amount that repress my true size~

( #NSFW #Hyper!) It's a simple question. $1,000,000 or $1 with exponential growth? Of course, it's not hard to figure out; it was easy for her to choose the latter. She'd be rich beyond belief before long! ...Well, that's what she believed anyway. Checking her bank account the next morning, the-

(NSFW #Hyper!) It's said that mastering a skill takes 10,000 hours to master, and after years of practicing, you've finally learnt how to grow parts of your body whenever you want. It was slow at first, and you mostly attempted spells on other objects, but you've finally got the skill level needed-

No hornypost today, very tired from watching SGF (FF7 I'M SO EXCITED AOGUHDSJKGDS). However, I AM working on a longer-form story that I'm very excited about, and I'll throw it out here whenever it's done!

...Okay, and I attach an energy, and use Growth, meaning my next attack'll do double damage, and end my turn. (1 hour later) Um, sorry, I didn't think the card effects would apply to me... sorry about crushing the venue, and, um, cumming and subsequently flooding the competition and their cards...

In the space age, streamers are bigger than ever, and get viewers from almost every galaxy in the universe. There are also some that're larger than some galaxies, and if you tip them enough credits? You'll have a thank you sent your way in the form of a planet-destroying ultra-solid hyper cumshot~

Considering the weather's warming up already, it's a good idea to hydrate! In fact I'm offering free drinks, and you don't even need a cup. Just open your mouth and I'll shoot a few googolplex megarancid hyper-virile loads in your general direction, all on the house! Hope you don't mind the taste~