Hearty White

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Host of Miracle Nutrition on WFMU Uses The Three Stooges to explain paradoxes Inspirational Revolutionary Dada Relational morality performance art Shemp Jive!

If you're going to write the way S.S. Van Dine wrote the Philo Vance mysteries, you have to write sentences like, "This oleaginous hothouse sybarite has some arriere pensee, don't y'know." I'm going to try to start talking this way.

The only things I can say in Japanese so far: My daughter lives in Fukushima City. She is an English teacher. My wife is a biology professor. What is that building? I like natto. Where is the toilet? I like to shoot film camera photography. I ate an apple.

Going to Korea this December and my travel strategy is the same as Japan; send one of my children there beforehand to live there and learn the language. It's better than youtube videos even.

Love to write a Murakami inspied novel in which Kwantung army officer Cap'n Crunch and his mysterious psychic daughter Cinnamon Toast plot to install King Vitamin as emperor of Manchukuo with the help of a horny 70s college student. At some point they all fall into a well.

Movie adaptation of famous poem idea: Man and his apprehensive belled horse try to stay awake and defy death by surreptitiously journeying through the snow-covered deep, dark wooded property of an absentee landlord.

Ukranian badass Aonishiki knocks out those ten wins to get back to ozeki! Wow! I don't watch a lot of sumo, but it's hard not to watch this guy. Also, Rick Sellnow MCed a great watching party at Lexington's The Void Sake Sunday. Hats off to those folks!