I cannot believe we got this many stupid houseguests in one season. How did you guys all fumble this so bad??? I have second hand embarrassment. The only person that can win now is Barrett. Taylor and Yash just lost me. #bb28
Heathers Salty. Chinga la Migra
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PNW•book nerd•farmer(ish) •Bravo TV addict •Giant Pain in the Ass
September means we are changing from broken bones from e-scooter season to broken bones from falling off playground equipment season.
Iced coffee at 2pm so I can stay up all night and regret my life choices of drinking coffee at 2pm? I think I might
Cut up the best watermelon, good flavor, decent texture. Only to realize my husband cut onions sometime before I cut the watermelon and didn’t clean the cutting board well enough. Now my watermelon also tastes like onions. Talk about some bull shit
Offended that you all haven’t voted me the most influential on this app. So rude.
People say I’m mean but I feel like I should get credit for all the things I don’t say cause I could be so much meaner
Witches be crazy. It’s me. I’m witches.
If you ever say Lake America to my face I’m gonna kick you in the bits.
Bought a new bra, thanks I hate it
Us to the Grim Reaper after he takes the wrong 80 year old.
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I love this part of beekeeping, but the ‘tism reeeally hates the sticky hands 🥲
Just want to let yall know that leaves are falling out of trees. It’s almost time.
I planted a lot of beets again this year and I eat maybe like two beets a year. I don’t know why I keep planting so many beets.
Take a drink every time Thog says “I’ve had a really rough go” #bb28
Haley saying she has been in the worst spot week after week almost made me throw my phone at the tv #bb28
Etsy witches need to unite to get Kamu off this GD wall. #bb28
Some people meditate. I say “fuck” a lot and sigh heavily.
My biggest takeaway from the first two months of my new job is that e-scooters are the devil’s work and should be outlawed.
I only started watching Big Brother in like season 16, so someone else please correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t the final two, both only been women a few times? #BB28
August slipped away into a moment in time
This is the second weirdest thing that has gotten me blocked on BS. The first one will forever be about Vanderpump Rules.
Heathers Salty. Chinga la Migra@heatherupperleft.bsky.social · last mo.It’s like saying I don’t drink on Sundays so no one else should sell booze on Sundays.
Anyone not wear a bra for a few days and then have to put one on to leave the house and feel like it’s rearranging your muscle structure under there?? Whoever invented bras can gft. These things are torture chambers.
Perimenopause is cool cause instead of just getting excruciating heartburn out of nowhere now my brain immediately thinks ‘heart attack’ & when I don’t keel over & die I just get anxiety that I’m still currently having a heart attack for like a week. Ten years ago it was just fucking heartburn
You know what food I haven’t heard is at risk for Cyclospora? Cheese. Taking that as my invitation to eat all the damn cheese I want.
One annoying thing about having to do nasal rinses all the time is that sometimes I’ll think the water is all out and then like an hour later I’ll bend over and a fountain pours out of one nostril. Bro, where were you this whole time?
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here cleaning up the beach after people left all their trash everywhere on the 4th.
I haven’t dreaded going to work after a Fourth of July this much since I did billing and coding for Fire Departments/EMS like 15 years ago.