HeavenFloaty
@heavenfloaty.bsky.social
💻Tech Nerd | Theatre Geek | Gamer Reluctant Top | Pleasure Dom | Side Big on: Wedgies, tactical arrests, & heavy rope 📍Bristol (July '26)
Shout out to all the Service Pups in the world but especially to @supersocky.bsky.social ! He was a great host and showed me all the things! Can't wait to march with him tomorrow :)
Hey, so #BerlinFolsom kinksters: If I arranged a "nerd hunt" where nerds wear an identifier and consenting folks bully them (wedgies, noogies, tied up, etc.) at the street fair, would you be interested? Tagging @pupsocky.bsky.social for help spreading the word!
Idk where else to put this, but the European Boys in Soccer Kits and Cowboy hats are doing something to me each time I see them
Not the items I was expecting but the sword did start some great conversations at Darklands. It stayed in Helsinki this trip. We'll see if I can attract enough attention in Berlin doing my own thing.
I just finished listening to Heated Rivalry and I need a hot jock to make out with and do things described in that novel IMMEDIATELY
Flights and Hotel booked for Easter Berlin. We'll see if I pick up a boyfriend for the weekend like I did last year. Or some pay partners throughout my time there like I did at Folsom ;)
Had a great #Darklands! I competed in the superhero fetish contest and made new friends and connections through that. Now trying to find the #MissedConnenction with a Paul from Denver that was there with his partner. We had a good chat and I didn't get his socials. Maybe the internet can help ;)
If folks are interested in bullying some nerds like this at #darklands, lemme know 😈😈😈🤓👨💻
ExcelsiorAlpha@excelsioralpha.bsky.social · 7mo agoLook how these dorks squirmed at the #wedgie meetup as I pull on their briefs, how embarrassing and humiliating, they definitely deserved it though! 😈 #MAL #wedgiemeet #briefs 🩲 @bndgotter.bsky.social
What a way to celebrate #TightyWhiteyTuesday than with FotL and @gothbully.bsky.social 's #wedgie me shirt 😈 Getting ready for #Darklands
Merry #Kinkmas! Looking forward to the #ReconLondonParry, #BeyondDarklands, #Folsom, and more! Looking forward to leaning into my wedgie pup persona and playing with new friends and bullies 😈
If the bots on Grindr changed their dick in inches to cm, it would be way harder to identify the bots from the reals in Europe. You'd think Grindr would update the algorithm to help detect the bs
Luke warm take: Wedgie play is part of sadomasochism. 1. It’s dom/sub 2. Giving and receiving (mild) pain 3. Fantasy/ role-play is involved 4. Humiliation 5. Includes fetish (briefs) 6. Acting out a ritual
So animagus or bully dog? Or as a mutual wedgie friend said, giver or receiver? 🤣
HeavenFloaty@heavenfloaty.bsky.social · 10mo agoCould I get away with wearing my wizard robes and a pup hood and say I'm an animagus? 🤔 Or would that break all the straights at the bar?
Could I get away with wearing my wizard robes and a pup hood and say I'm an animagus? 🤔 Or would that break all the straights at the bar?
My 2 main outfits from Saturday's Invasion party. A new friend from the Leather Boat Cruise read my Recon and became my bully for the night - wedgies, pantsing me at the entrance, using my tighty whities as a leash through the dark room. It was 🥵. I should have cropped the t shirt to peak my whities
Got my HeavenFloaty jersey and #wedgie me hat. I hope they both get some use in Amsterdam this weekend 😈. Need to peak the #TightyWhities at the parties and I'm good to go 🔥
Look, I'm not asking for much. Just a steady himbo to meet me at home, lift me up by my tighty whities, take me to bed, tie me up, spank my ass red, and call me names. Then we make out and frot until bedtime. Is that too much to ask?
Now the real question, how to combine my kinks for an outfit for Netherlands Leather Pride? Don't #bully me or I'll cum paired with leather pants and #tightywhities sticking out? Maybe a harness? Get a #wedgie me shirt? Or something #tactical?
How my Friday night ended up. Nerd in his whities playing Pokemon and watching Star Wars. Good thing no bullies decided to swing by 🙈 #nerd #geek #tightywhities #bully #bullyplay
HeavenFloaty@heavenfloaty.bsky.social · 11mo agoLooks like how my weekend went down Amazon Basics L #tightywhities #nerd #breifs #whitebreifs
Living in Finland, you learn to appreciate the culture like sauna and kalsarikännit. Kalsarikännit is getting drunk at home alone in your underwear. I think these #tightywhities are up for the job ;)