Eri the HECKBOY
@heck.dog
I'm an Atlanta hellhound, extraordinarily NSFW. I make cocktails, I VRC, and have a million Tiktok ideas.
Me: This coffee needs to be hotter *nukes* me slightly later: Perfect! *burns tongue* CURSE MY HUBRIS
Been thinking about this alot, so I'm curious. Did anyone else notice that the vibes of the people at megaplex were very different then previous years and other cons? Not talking about the convention staff or the hotel staff, but the people at the event. Seemed kinda, influencer heavy, I guess?
I am so ready for Megaplex... But I don't think Megaplex is ready for all this Hellhound ✂️: @starcanearts.bsky.social
Not my company using the Tiktok voice in their new training modules smh
SO I watched Masters of the Universe last night. Tbh, not a good movie. Enjoyable for sure just kinda flat. But they made Skeletor like...super hot and when he said "Good Boy" I audibly huffed. I should go back to therapy
Basically my mental state for the past few months. Constantly fighting battles with work and social life.
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Therapist: Try challenging yourself in new ways me: I already do that. Therapist: That's great, give me an example me: Well I put on my pants after I've already put my shoes on Therapist: ...No.
Anyone else find it kinda weird that we all pressure ourselves to be available and present at all times? Just because technology makes it easier to be connected doesn't mean we should feel obligated to always be available.
Millennial home ownership: - 4 appliances breaking in the past 2 months. - Deck needing to be replaced - flooding in the basement. - Student Loans - Car payment, pool repair loan, CCs I'm still gonna eat my $14 avocado toast and latte because fuck you boomers.
You ever feel like the back-up friend? Or that feeling like your only hit-up when something is needed? Been feeling that pretty hard recently.
NORMALIZE 👏 EATING 👏 OUT 👏 YOUR 👏TOP👏 Sincerely, A top that loves getting eaten out
NGL, I kinda wanna get some mx/motorcucle gear. I love the vibe and look of it. Do y'all think it's look good on me? I only ever see posts from skinny boys in it
Today is my birthday. That is 39 years 468 months 3028 weeks 14245 days of being alive. And still no bitches ALSO WHERE IS MY DAMN CAKE?!
PRETTY SURE THAT AT THE MFF RAVE I saw two furries, who didn't know each other communicate through only hip gyrations. Then ran off together. REAL BUMBLE BEE ENERGY AND I AM HERE FOR IT
I will be invading MFF tomorrow and truthfully, I don't know a ton of people going. If you're going hmu! I need people to party with!
To my fellow business furries. Be very careful not to press enter to early on your messages. "Current Strategy - Anal" is VERY DIFFERENT then "Current Strategy - Analysis" if you need me I'll be hiding under a rock.
My job has decided that there are 100 "little things" that won't be hard for their employees to do. I have decided to be maliciously compliant with those 100 little things. Just one step down from logging 15 minutes everyday for just time tracking :3
Listen, I know you have daddy issues. Have you considered letting me be your Daddy solution?
You see, I'm a top because life fucks me so much I'd like to fuck something as payback.
The most disappointing thing in the world is someone with a really sexy bike but really shitty gear. AT LEAST get a good helmet and jacket. I'M over here trying to OOGLE over you.
I met this bean at FWA and low-key I wanna find out who it is so I can nerd out about Satisfactory with them. Help me be a nerd social media
Dear bartender at Epic who asked me if I wanted to get the job done or if I wanted to ease into it. You'd know my answer and if you keep making me drinks like this. You'll find out exactly what kind of job I can do.
The image of the axle just being a bunch of magic wands will not escape my head
I haven't been on a coaster in like ... 6 years, and the first one I chose was Velocicoaster. Really jumped right back into the deepend with that one lmao
