Low key the defining feature of this moment is all these guys in power are nasty little repellent freaks that can and be shunned in polite society “I could take a shit at a dinner party behind a sheet” ok man cool get the fuck away from me
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 23h agoOh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
The most disturbing and surprising part about this to me is it’s on threads girl no
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterdayCat Power is antivax
Ok back from a weekend swimming in lakes and ponds and eating ice cream everyday time to lock the fuck in and give myself brain damage catching up on what’s making everyone insane online
Reviews for “Garfield Sits Around the House”, the seventh book in the Garfield series first published in 1983
My 8 yr old from back seat: daddy could you play a song for me please? Me: sure what is it do you know the name ? 8 yr old boy: (thinking) umm i think its called soldja boy crank that ??? Me: (tears streaming down my face) yes thats correct
Makes sense you don’t have someone with this kind of raw sexual magnetism and electric intelligence wasting away in print media when you could have them in front of a camera weekly instead another savy move by b weiss
Oliver Darcy@oliverdarcy.bsky.social · last wk.Scoop: I’m told that Ross Douthat is exiting The NYT and is expected to take a role at “60 Minutes.” News expected to be announced soon.
“PLUMBS” starring Dwayne Johnson as William Carlos Williams
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
Don Draper: what if you could do your banking at the same place you get force fed racial violence and ai child pornography? It’s called X and it’s the everything app
ah fuck im so sorry I just heard they made it against the law to post anything about the odyssey online I guess you all will have to figure something else to do with your lives now :(
My son was looking through my photos and was like “why do you have so many pictures of writing (bad posts I found)?” and I was like uhhhhh I’m sick give me my phone don’t look at those
THANK YOU President Trump for making grocery shopping great again! it used to be SO boring but now it’s an adventure! carefully avoiding various foods that might make me shit myself to death while trying to not spend $80 every 2 days on basic non diarrhea foods! America is hotter than ever!!!
Jimothy the raccoon has died authorities believe that the viral animal suffocated after a case of botched auto erotic asphyxiation no foul play is suspected though drugs and alcohol may have been a factor based on evidence found at the scene he was 9 months old
It’s a naan not even a question so sick of these push polls
Sophie Hall@sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2w agoFinally, someone asking the important questions
Saw a clip on thetv at the gym of some shithead college football coach saying that everything really changed for him after hulk hogan died and I started laughing so hard I legit had to stop the treadmill for a minute imagine that’s your coach fuck lmao
I feel like we narrowly missed out on a timeline where Elon’s Ketamine abuse caused his bladder to burst like a grenade inside his body cavity spraying everything with piss and gore but I have faith he can and will die of something equally embarrassing
e.w. niedermeyer@niedermeyer.online · 2w agonever have I ever heard Elon claim to be sick on an analyst call... Tesla execs are literally jumping in on questions being asked of Elon, never seen anything like this in a decade plus of these calls
posting so much you ruin your life— like it was never not pathetic but at least during Peak Twitter it was almost understandable…but doing it in 2026? On bluesky? buddy theyre burying your ass in an unmarked grave that shit is dire
