Made a very big mistake and came across the recent Perez Hilton video. Y'all, I'm advising you with best intent: don't subject yourself to this.

…I told y’all earlier I was hyped for date night (and worth the splurge for some good sushi too) @desertdad.bsky.social

Happy Friday all!! Busy week completed, yet prepping for another work project starting Monday. Looking forward to to a great evening with my man and the ability to relax. …Cigar pic for reference, of course

Well, this is 35. I joke often, and not one for loud celebration, but it's humbling to know I'm here another year. I've already gotten a fair bit of messaging and good wishes and, please know they all go noticed and are appreciated. ...I enjoy seeing you all in birthday suits too (hint hint)

A day later and I can happily say it’s been nothing but great to hype up the official day tomorrow ❤️

Desert Dad@desertdad.bsky.social · 2w ago

It's about time to get Boyo's birthday shenanigans going! #Daddyland

Work done and laptop shut. Not one for celebrations aside...birthday weekend mood:

Homer Simpson & Marge: Senator Homer & Dancing Marge

ALT: Homer Simpson & Marge: Senator Homer & Dancing Marge

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Hey bsky people: Another day, another public health slash to funding for an organization doing necessary good. If you can, please check out and donate to The Aliveness Project out of Minneapolis. aliveness.org

Enjoying lifting and having the "undiagnosed but yeah probably" mindset is fun, because now I'm going to hyper-fixate on squatting lower for the next several weeks after realizing how limited my range of motion is

Yeah, kinda cross-posting, but that high and tight trim with the skin fade always boosts the mood

This is the guy who did a lot of the music for Halo and that makes me sad. ...also The Master Chief would not approve of how much of a loser you became, Marty.

Scott Kelley Ernest - CEPI x HEIR | #mtpol 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 2w ago

Trump candidate rages against marriage equality while calling LGBTQ+ people an “existential threat” www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/07/cand...

Not only did we venture out: I get persuaded to take my shirt off in public (rare occasion, mind you)

Andrew Tate getting arrested while wearing bad RuPaul cosplay is a very satisfying addition to my weekend bingo card

Happy Friday. Kick back and relax as you see fit. ….oh and, you all like my new shoes?

Hey if you followed me because of a political bit or just a general witty post: 1.) genuinely appreciate, truly and 2.) please remember this is a smut account and I make unapologetic references to fucking fat dudes often. So, there's your warning

If you come across a movie chud complaining about Lupita Nyong'o in the Odyssey, kindly remind them that she plays Helen of Troy....who in Greek myth hatched from an egg. (Then unkindly remind them they're a fucking loser.)

Sam Altman can get fucked by a rake. Thank you for attending my TedTalk.

Hedonist Bear@hedonistbear.bsky.social · 3w ago

Work rant: Job wants us to do these ai scenario trainings that AREN'T FUNCTIONAL. I have pissed away 45 minutes on a looping conversation talking to a fucking clanker on a scenario that will NEVER apply to my role

Work rant: Job wants us to do these ai scenario trainings that AREN'T FUNCTIONAL. I have pissed away 45 minutes on a looping conversation talking to a fucking clanker on a scenario that will NEVER apply to my role

Anyone on @hanksocial.bsky.social ? I'm giving it a try and really liking it so far! Find me there if ya wish, same @ ✊😈🖤

Strained my back at the gym, tech issue up the ass to start the work day, and realized I have a ton of house-tasks I need to resolve. "Bro, im straight-up not having a good time"

Not like I’m the most egregious with lurid content but….its too hot to be a heaux in this heatwave 🥵

I am late to the party on this one but I looked up how Lindsey Graham got the nickname "Ladybug" and wow, I hate it. I really, *really* fucking hate it.

It’s been a nice and lazy weekend. Lots of time to enjoy these briefs ;)

Love when I see that little dancing crab .gif its an awful political figuring dying 90% of the time 🖤

You mean the weirdly curated social media of an OF bear with american flags obnoxiously thrown-in to photos while playing blue-collar drag is a scumbag??!!?!? *GASPS*

Karlos 🔜 Market Days 8/4-8/10@karlosthefog.bsky.social · 4w ago

Another shitty bear with bad politics? Groundbreaking.

Ok homosexuals™️, you're right: new Madonna album is worth the hype

Squeaky clean MCM

On a positive spin of things today I FINALLY found a primary care doc after months of back and forth and even got an appointment next week which, given where I am, is apparently a miracle

It's humid. In the desert. And the ac at the gym was not functioning. Hate.

The biggest cultural failure of this country is having to hear that fuck-ass Toby Queef song every 4th of July for 25 years straight

…..this is my favorite metaphor at the moment

LorennaCleary.bsky.social@lorennacleary.bsky.social · last mo.

How’s it going , America?