I feel like being offensive today, but I’m not going to
heelturn420
@heelturn420.bsky.social
Your IT guy moonlighting as a slut. Or is it the other way around? Mutuals ask for IG! 41 • pan ♒️ stoner • short 👑 • he/him 📍Chicago (Reformed Masshole) Free Palestine 🇵🇸 🍉 fuck fascism I like cats
One of my regulars is coming to get under my rim chair. I get so excited to sit on a face and I do it so much, but it never stops being the best!
I just realized that my DM’s were closed by mistake, so that is rectified for people that I follow :)
Quote with the oldest nude in your camera roll. Give details. When: 2018 Where: couch at my old place in MA Age: 33
Don’t talk about my vagina And don’t talk about my mental health Don’t 
I just wanna highlight that last night immediately after jacking off on bw and flingster this high functioning stoner bator then discovered and responded to a cybersecurity incident for my job and handled all that shit with one hand bc the other was still greased up w nut.
come catch me on vidchat on @bateworld.com rn! or bring your mouth over my place
Just wake and baking to Jersey shore. Does that do it for anybody?
There’s a no skip confessions II party tonight and I’m fully going expecting to be the only person there and just dance and vibe on my own 😂 I can’t waitttttt
I just wanna be showered with attention and affection. Is that so much to ask
Bators, it’s been a while, so I think it’s time we reintroduce ourselves. If you’re a bator and you want more bators to follow you, quote or comment with a picture of you and your dong. #bator #batorcommunity #batorbrotherhood #batelife #bateproud #masturbator #masturbation
I hope I always stay this fucking stupid I’m really testing Finn’s allyship in this moment.
My Internet went out all the crazy storm and what not. Thankfully didn’t lose power, but I didn’t work, so I did this stuff instead!
Trying a thing… this summer has been a lot of fun but also men are exhausting! 😂 so this slut is going to try a solosex detox for the rest of the month! So if you wanna see me or play, come find me on bw flingster snap etc The real test is if I can disconnect myself from endlessly checking apps!
Dw I think I’m like a hot loser? So that’s growth!
I no nut loserbated tn and it was actually cathartic for me. Hmm maybe I get this now… 😵💫
I no nut loserbated tn and it was actually cathartic for me. Hmm maybe I get this now… 😵💫