Heinz
@heinz.bsky.social
I spent 6 months in america and I'm still basing my entire personality on it I am 29 📍 Germany
Farmers usually have terrible politics. We should have as few farmers as possible.
uhmm no uhmm I mean this is good. This is charming and unusual. In a good way, in a good way
During the first backlash to what ppl called “woke” and youd have someone making fun of an ad that had all kinds of human body shapes in it as though it was gratuitous or ugly and would ask “who is this even for!?” the answer is me. That was for me. I want to see every kind of body before I die.
It's so cute to have german house guests! the first thing they always do is inspect every single room in the apartment haha
how could people ever call twitter the hellsite in 2019. It's just wretched now and makes people meaner
You're what tethers me to this earth. You're my favorite person and I love you. If you can keep up, great. But if you slow me down on this 10k running practice at all, or if looking at you makes my heartrate rise out of my target zone, I'll not hesitate to leave you behind
nightmare I had: I opened a window in a tower to listen to the night. Down there on the ground was a 10 foot tall marble statue that was moving around trying to scare me. I kept shaking my head at it until it left 🙂↔️
why don't the unstoppable force and the immovable object work together? they would be unstoppable. and also immovable
björk showed up in my dream last night. she was measuring a distance by hopping around
yeah I think it's awesome 😄 no I would never want this for myself ever.
it's pretty disgusting out there altogether. make sure not to drag anything in with your shoes
knuckle tattoos TNTEE on one hand and EETNT on the other so it says TENET TENET when you do the tenet hand folding
this is a powerful foe, that in my timeline, we only defeated at great cost. You must employ a specific strategy. You must all freak out and attack him at the same time. It's the only way to defeat him
I wonder how much of the stereotype that spanish people get up late comes from the fact that it's at the western end of the central european time zone. same timezone as poland, 2h solar difference
I was dating an amanda once and she made me say one time that amanda seyfried (who is starring in this movie) is the least important amanda. I want to say that I regret saying that
now watching
People everywhere are really awesome and really shitty at the same time
excuse me. no. no you can't criticize me for this. I am allowed to look like this