<--- He is an evil genius

@heisanevilgenius.bsky.social

"While it was popularized by the dancer known as Backpack Kid in 2016, there is a form of the dance that can be traced back to Ancient Etruria--" Me: (Picks up phone and dials work) "Time Travel division." Me: "Which one of you idiots taught the Ancient Etruscans how to floss?"