“Fine, Uncle Xi! If dragons are off-limits, I’ll just look for handsome mortal men instead. You wouldn’t have to worry about them being older than dirt, would you?”

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Uncle Qing wasn't alive when dirt was invented."

“But Uncle Xi, isn't Uncle Qing an old dragon too?”

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Do my parents look like they should have grandchildren?" He shakes his head. "One of my uncles looks younger than me. Face means nothing!"

“He doesn’t look old.” Oh, Daiyu, Daiyu.

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 3w ago

"You keep trying to flirt with that old ass dragon!" He huffs.

@longnu.bsky.social “Zumu, may I stay with you for a while?”

Uncle Xi is scarier than both my fathers combined.

“I know that, Uncle Xi. But what does that have to do with me stressing you out?”

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 3w ago

"A-Yu, you should know by now that all of Slothy's babies are my babies," he gives her a pointed look. "Which means that includes YOU."

Blinks at him. “What do you mean, Uncle Xi?”

⋆ Bié Xī Bo - Prince Beelzebul @xuetaotie.bsky.social · 3w ago

@heishe.bsky.social "Why do you want me to be stressed?"

Speechless.

龙母@longnu.bsky.social · 3w ago

A little bit dangerous.

She is so engrossed in sharpening her dagger that the unexpected voice makes her jump. Her hand stills, and she quickly turns to see who has spoken. “Must you frighten me like—” The rest of her complaint dies on her lips as recognition dawns. “Oh! The handsome dragon from the market!” She —

𝐙𝐡𝐮́𝐥𝐨́𝐧𝐠 (燭陰)@zhongshanzhulong.bsky.social · 3w ago

“That looks really sharp.”

Sharpens her dagger.

I’m a mermaid.

“I’m sure Uncle Qing would love to hear about this.”

“Oh! Who is that handsome dragon?”

She should avoid this uncle.

Xuē Xīngwǔ - Azazel@xuexingwu.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Lord Xue returns from defending the village from demons.

Will I ever find someone to love me?

Claps her hands excitedly.

Lingbao Tianzun-daren, who will maintain the balance?

𝐋𝐢́𝐧𝐠𝐛𝐚̌𝐨 𝐓𝐢𝐚̄𝐧𝐳𝐮̄𝐧@supremepureone.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Too many beauties.

║ they’re giving major San and Qi vibes 😂

It’s so loud…

𝕊𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 - 𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕗 𝔾𝕠𝕕 #danmeiRP | #OCRP | #mvrp

Dǒng Jiā Lún - Sariel@tearsofsariel.bsky.social · 2y ago

ℕ𝕠𝕨 𝕤𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕞𝕪 𝕟𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕪 𝔼𝕞𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕨𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕨 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕒𝕪 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖

𝔸𝕫𝕒𝕫𝕖𝕝 - 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣 #danmeiRP | #OCRP | #MVRP

Xuē Xīngwǔ - Azazel@xuexingwu.bsky.social · 2y ago

𝔖𝔬 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔣 𝔱𝔦𝔪𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔪𝔢𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔰? 𝔖𝔬 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔩𝔢𝔣𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔞 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔄𝔫𝔡 𝔴𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔟𝔯𝔬𝔨𝔢𝔫 𝔠𝔞𝔫'𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔟𝔯𝔬𝔨𝔢𝔫 𝔠𝔞𝔫'𝔱 𝔟𝔢 𝔴𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔢 𝔞𝔤𝔞𝔦𝔫 💫

𝒥𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓂𝒾𝑒𝓁 - 𝑀𝑜𝑜𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝒢𝑜𝒹 #danmeiRP | #OCRP | #MVRP

Dong Yìchén - Jeremiel@everdreamofme.bsky.social · 2y ago

𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝑒𝓁𝓉 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝑒 𝒥𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝐼 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝐸𝓃𝓉𝓌𝒾𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒹𝒶𝓎 𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝑒𝓁𝓉 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝑒 𝑀𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒, 𝒾𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝓈𝑜 𝒹𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝑒 🌙

𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇 — 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝑀𝑜𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒮𝓉𝒶𝓇 #danmeiRP | #ocrp | #multiverseRP

𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓻 - 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓲𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓮@prideofmorningstar.bsky.social · last yr.

𝒮𝑜 𝓈𝒸𝒽𝑜𝓁𝒶𝓇𝓈 𝓂𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝓌𝑒 𝓌𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒷𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒹𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝒫𝓇𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝐿𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒾𝓃 𝑜𝒻 𝒪𝓊𝓇 𝐹𝒶𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝓂𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓀𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝒲𝒽𝑜𝓂 𝒾𝓃 𝐼𝓈𝒶𝒾𝒶𝒽 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑀𝒾𝒹𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝓇𝒾𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝑅𝑒𝑔𝒶𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝐻𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝓀𝒾𝑒𝓈

Uncle Lu, just smack him.

𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲𝓯𝓮𝓻 - 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓢𝓲𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓭𝓮@prideofmorningstar.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I will handsomely reward anyone who punches this person in the face.