that video of lil wayne reacting with disbelief at gucci mane being listed as one of the five best rappers of all time, except it's me reacting to the doublet being listed as scotland's best pub

"except for viewers in scotland"-ass weather

left his wife for an infinitely old, evil, one

who up adapting their preferences

me texting LC: feeling really anxious in the pub for some reason, okay should probably put my phone down now and read my book for a bit me five minutes later: bsky.app/profile/heli...

john h@heliolithic.bsky.social · 5d ago

head of production company: you film that raymond chandler adaptation with elliott gould? robert altman: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. head of production company: thank you, this is what I asked you to do, that's good

head of production company: you film that raymond chandler adaptation with elliott gould? robert altman: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. head of production company: thank you, this is what I asked you to do, that's good

people are posting some real off the wall stuff about this jason arday situation! I could explain which posts I mean but you can trust that my opinions about this align perfectly with yours and therefore you need not wonder about this further

guy who goes to see the new christopher nolan film so he can have an opinion about the london review of books

can understand this as there’s been so much pushback over the years to heaney’s political project in this collection but would probably put it higher myself because harsh old norse inspired language in the bog body poems still gets under your skin. excited to see the rest of the rankings!!

first ever driving lesson today, will be shaking my head the whole time so the instructor knows I disagree with driving

I would simply sell my bet for ~£500k to an economically rational agent with preferences such that utility scales perfectly with money. then I'd jump them and get the bet back

YouGov@yougov.co.uk · 2w ago

If you had a choice between instantly receiving £50,000 or a 50% chance to win £1m, which would you pick? £50,000: 73% 50/50 chance of winning £1m: 21% yougov.com/en-gb/daily-...

Derek Bailey Live at the Arts Council Gallery Glasgow, Scotland 21 June 1973 youtu.be/1iBX7N6EbmE?...

Derek Bailey Solo live at Arts Council Gallery VIDEO (1973)

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person on our street has chalked "no dog wee here please!!!" on the ground in front of their garden wall, I am so committed to being a good neighbour that I haven't told them that dogs can't read

been waiting forty-five minutes for a bus, we all thought we could see it coming over the horizon but it was a portaloo on the back of a van. I was wrong to have chastised first bus for hiring a writers room instead of drivers

eat him by his own light

take me to on time garden city where the train's timely and the gardens are cities

in england, it's dark and it's only just 10pm... pathetic

advice column: my dog is a philistine who responds to ambient music with field recordings/musique concrete/etc. as if the found sounds are in the room and sometimes barks accordingly. rehome?

"it's saturday morning", everyone's saying it

otto neurath, richard von mises, herbert feigl, wolfgang pauli, snow globes, the concept of blood groups, can you hear me? the concept of blood groups ... your boys took a hell of a beating! your boys took a hell of a beating!

people complaining about andy burnham not taking any questions from the media after his announcement but judging from this recording it seems like his position is completely clear? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nidu...

Frank Sidebottom's Supergroup - Hit The North

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met potato and witnessed the very beginning of his getting on trains era

brutal scenes at the table next to me in the pub where a guy explained the uncanny podcast to his pal for an uninterrupted five minutes straight, only to receive the reply "yeah you mentioned this last time. I've not listened to it"

rough time recently so decided to learn how to drive in case being really bad at something and paying for the privilege makes me feel better

first bus poster that says 'looking for the easiest way to pay?' then lists three different ways to pay, the differences and comparative virtues of each entirely opaque. perfect

far more effective for cooling people down would be providing every household with a quality forgery of francisco de zurbaran’s a cup of water and rose to contemplate

Channel 4 News@channel4news.bsky.social · last mo.

UK cannot ‘air con its way’ out of this heatwave says Professor www.channel4.com/news/uk-cann...

no, scotland - no party.

no, scotland - no party.

scotland's goals conceded to minutes played ratio has been improving for the entire match. assuming this trend continues,