i just got the absolute fucking coolest lamp from @lpfedme.bsky.social?? i love you forever and ever oh my god
if you can remember why i walked to the grocery store just now, feel free to let me know
better shaped pie crust by subbing out 20% of my butter with crisco, if you wanted to know
everyone's mad at me because the only thing i ever want to eat is the bougie crunchwrap from super burrito
some words just strike me as magical because i hear them but would never think to use them. absurd is a good one, but someone on the train just said they heard a commotion and i am absolutely smitten with that turn of phrase
did you offer to marry your girl yet today or does the UPS man have to do it
have started spicing up ordinary conversations by adding helpful hints that my friends can access to improve their gameplay experience at any time
just interviewed a girl who brought her boyfriend and he sat in on the interview just playing on his phone. you have to laugh
incredibly sweet book, excellent and absolutely worth a read
the human sadiepede@helldoe.bsky.social · 2w agobeen reading this lately and it is good
hey! sorry i'm not super chatty at work today. each morning i have to think about the curse for 4 hours
me personally, i would never cut you off, make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
you forgot your bag of chinese food that you left tied to this iron partition
@dcpierson.bsky.social what a joy it is to reconnect :)
riding the bus a few stops past where i need to be because i think the bus driver is doing a great job and i want him to know i support the work he's doing
i bet opening up a seasonal cocktails small bites wine bar space in a brooklyn warehouse feels so good
me when it's time to be late for my bus back home because there's a church they just left sitting wide open
went to the yuji watanabe yōkai show. sorry if i said we could go to this together. the building is also basically impossible to get into
walking past a guy wearing a rubber apron, standing on the street ripping a cig and tossing a bunch of live lagoustines around with a pair of tongs
they're saying that this november some lucky people will be given the option for a faustian bargain
this lifestyle doesn't end for some of us just because october is over
happy birthday to scorpio king richard serra. i don't feel like importing photos over from twitter so implore you to imagine that i am standing next to a large mass of cor-ten steel
gregory peck. now there's a man i wouldn't kick out of bed for eating crackers
heard a rat scrabbling around in a paper recycling bin and opened the lid, as anyone would do, and that's how i almost became a "a rat just jumped on me" story
any astrologer could have told haley stevens how that was gonna go down
asked the deli man what he did for halloween and his answer, of course, was "waited all night for you"
