Surprise! It’s not a massive bombshell. Who watches this shit on YouTube? Sadly me.

Just got off the phone with Mitch. He said “They’re going to have to pry my senate seat from my cold dead ass.”

Meanwhile, the guy who paid his buddy to spray rubber across the entire reflecting pool is drooling, mouth agape, behind the Resolute Desk.

You’re either the type of person who has to be told how to get around a paywall or you aren’t.

As miracles go, AI is pretty shitty. But it’s still a fucking miracle.

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We are surrounded by assholes. Assholes as far as the eye can see.

AI is the great equalizer. It will tell the idiots what they want to hear and the smart people what they want to hear.

If Jesus were alive today, Trump would be crucifying him at the next UFC match and selling pay per view tickets for the event.

War’s going so bad they want to distract from it with an Epstein story.

Out of the Noem and into the Mullin.

AI bots constantly wonder if humans really exist.

My part time job is keep all my devices charged.

DoJ couldn’t even indict a grilled cheese sandwich.

There’s only one thing scummier than a pedophile. A billionaire.

I think Musk will be able to power our entire civilization with the excrement that falls out of his brain.

I’m not AI. You’re AI.

I’m advocating for a new political campaign called “Ass Deportation.” We round up the 1,000 billionaires in America, take all their money, and ship ‘em off to El Salvador.

There’s only about 1,000 billionaires in the United States. Rounding them up is a lot cheaper than deporting millions of people and a much more cost effective way to make America great again.

The biggest threat to humanity is billionaires.

Billionaires are people too. They just need love and acceptance. Please give it to them before they destroy us.

The smartest ant in the world is still really dumb. The smartest human in the world is still really dumb.

The United States is now a smash and grab operation.

I found out my urologist can be really insensitive. I was telling him about some problems I was having down there and how it made me feel ashamed. He told me it was stupid to be so hard on myself.

Leaked memo says Denmark sold naming rights to Greenland which will become “Trump Isle of Ice.”

That there’s 19,000 morons still willing to pay for this turd churns my stomach. futurism.com/advanced-tra...

Cybertruck Sales Show Stomach-Churning Drop

The Tesla Cybertruck is once again setting all the wrong kinds of records in regards to its dismal sales figures.

futurism.com

In the near future, the most liked stories of dubious origin will become the best way to determine truth.

I won a “Goofy Golfer” award at a charity golf tournament.

Jen aka Grantifa 🐸@grantifa9.bsky.social · 7mo ago

If anyone has old sport’s trophies 🏆 or medals 🥇 may I suggest sending them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in DC.

Awarded for pissing away America's reputation as a force for positive change.

Do you know who else said “just comply with us and it will be a whole lot easier for you?” Nazis.