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HellingLaozu

@hellinglaozu.bsky.social

∩∩ ∩∩ (ᓀ.ᓂ) (ᓀ ̫ᓂ) #wangxian 🖼️Get Prints at: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/hellinglaozu/

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파푸🍤Papu @papu7851.bsky.social · 5d ago

😴

sn🥮@sanin3v3.bsky.social · last wk.

pkmnAU忘羨

sn🥮@sanin3v3.bsky.social · 5mo ago

義城組でマウスウォッシングAU

HellingLaozu @hellinglaozu.bsky.social · 2w ago

I’ve always had challenges with faces and names, so I habitually enter every encounter with equal amount of bland friendliness. corporate life has been pretty funny Shout out to the one director who blurted out “I… I’m the director of [department]?” bec I didnt cower in reverence on sight or sth

Alyona @ohmystars19.bsky.social · 4w ago

Smooch 😘 #mdzs #wangxian

Alyona @ohmystars19.bsky.social · 3w ago

Laughing together #mdzs #wangxian

Liebing @leibing.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hello! I have a new wangxian fic! The Glass House On The Hill Chapter 1/2 Fake husbands/one night stand that wasn’t a one night stand/wangxian classic misunderstandings/Qiren did not agree to this new son in law! archiveofourown.org/works/898823...

かゆ @namaniesan.bsky.social · 2w ago

魏先輩のうなじと、それを見てしまった思追と景儀

Ann Maulina @annmaulina.bsky.social · 2w ago

Desired Heart Impulse drawing after writing Qingyun's lore about his heart and core being cultivated to be harvested for an all-cure elixir. #art #oc

808 @808blue.bsky.social · 2w ago

#魔道祖師 #MDZS #忘羡

After rescuing Wei Wuxian, who had lost consciousness after falling into the water, with the mermaid Lan Wangji, he has been gazing at him quietly in a safe cave.

It's me Lexi @lexi-noodlearts.bsky.social · 2mo ago

modern au, lqr is a professor and his nephews are still small- pov: you're lan qiren and you've just found two little rascals inside your work bag who have sneaked in cuz they wanted to see what a "university" looked like for bea!! #mdzs #BRart

digital drawing showing lan qiren's point of view as he looks down on his brown and blue work bag, places on the floor by his feet, in which you can see inside an orange book named "tomorrow's waves", a green and pink hand cream pot and a small foxxian and noodleji hidden between it all, looking up at him with "shit i've been caught" faces

foxxian is doing a cringe face and going (very faintly) "hiiiiiii", menwhile noodleji is half hidden behind the book and looking up at his uncle with a startled expression and an exclamation mark on top of his head.

above them lan qiren goes "what in the ever loving FUCK are the two of you doing here??"

HellingLaozu @hellinglaozu.bsky.social · 3w ago

Celebratory salmon tartare. I know I need to sharpen my knife but not today. I live!!!!

A photo of salmon tartare. Cubed salmon and avocado on a plate drenched in soy vinaigrette, sprinkled in capers with pita chips on the side.

HellingLaozu@hellinglaozu.bsky.social · 3w ago

Can I hear a FUCK YEAH😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

A screenshot of an email with the subject line: CONGRATULATIONS! Your Student Loan is Paid in Full. The body line says Hi (name redacted), we’re doing a virtual happy dance with you because a student loan you have with the National Student Loans Service Centre has been paid in full! Log in to your secure account for further details on your exciting new paid in full status and let the celebration begin!

HellingLaozu @hellinglaozu.bsky.social · 3w ago

Can I hear a FUCK YEAH😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

파푸🍤Papu @papu7851.bsky.social · 3w ago

☁️🐉 #MDZS #魔道祖師

StasiaReader @jgreads.bsky.social · 3w ago

Here you go! 100 words exactly, not counting the title.

The Best Flavor
“What is it?” Jiang Cheng recoiled from the cut-crystal cup Wei Ying held out to him, eyes narrowed in suspicion.
“Aww, didi, don’t you trust me?” Wei Ying waggled the cup encouragingly. “It’s just ice cream.”
Slowly, Jiang Cheng took the cup, scooping up both purple flavors before shoving the spoon into his mouth. Five heartbeats later, his flinch made Wei Ying cackle.
“Why are you like this?” Jiang Cheng choked out past his burning throat and stinging lips. “What fucking flavor IS that?”
Wei Ying’s cackle grew to a belly laugh as he took a mouthful. “It’s Angry Grape!”

Sasha @samairu.bsky.social · 3w ago

#beefleaf 😃

Maslina🔞@malinanan.bsky.social · 2y ago

I decided to post a full version of my Hualian animation here💅 Spiritual exchange is beautiful😇 #hualian

Peeled Banana 🔞@peeledbana.bsky.social · 3w ago

This is an old one I rly enjoy... seasonal cuddle guide hehe #moshang

Seasonal cuddle guide showing ways in which moshang cuddles throughout seasons. The order is: spring, summer, autumn, winter

It's me Lexi @lexi-noodlearts.bsky.social · 3w ago

"slow burn" Word count; 1.038 words ☹️

ever 🐥🔪@evercelle.bsky.social · 3w ago

still rotating #moshang ❄️🐹

svsss/moshang fanart: top panel - sweaty shang qinghua beats a hasty retreat while mobei-jun stares him down, emanating a cold, dark aura. sqh's thought bubble text:

"...anyway, is it just me or is the staring really up to 11 now, like, maybe he thinks he has to keep an eye on me in case i run away again? but i already promised that i wouldn't anymore! my king, can't you trust me a little more that?! haven't i been your most loyal and useful subject? i mean, no matter how you look at it, you wouldn't have ascended without my help! when has this servant lied to you? okay well except for the one or several times i did actually maybe keep a secret and okay so there's, like, ONE reeeaally big secret i still can't tell you the truth about BUT!! other than that one it's..."

bottom panel: zooms in on mbj's expressionless face... while shoujo sparkling and making heart eyes at sqh

HellingLaozu @hellinglaozu.bsky.social · 4w ago

🙄 #MDZS

Toshokanin @toshokanin.bsky.social · 4w ago

I just think WWX would have some Feelings about the sounds LWJ makes when he foam rolls his thighs after a long run

Juno @junodoom.bsky.social · 4w ago

binghe is a visual learner! #svsss #bingqiu

はくと @hakutok.bsky.social · 4w ago

不死鳥魏嬰と龍藍湛。墓穴を掘る魏嬰。 Phoenixian and Dragonji. Phoenixian is setting himself up for trouble. #MDZS #WangXian

파푸🍤Papu @papu7851.bsky.social · last mo.

🐰👅 #mdzs

HellingLaozu @hellinglaozu.bsky.social · 4w ago

Great minds 😌💕

HellingLaozu @hellinglaozu.bsky.social · 2y ago

🌃Magical Girl AU (crossposting for BSKY) 🪄 Modern with magic 🪄 Teen Wangxian 🪄 Angst with happy ending 🪄 A loose collection of arts & comics 🪄 cw: blood, injury

Blirb | Art comms OPEN!@blirbie.bsky.social · 4w ago

He’s annoying and he’s annoyed. What more can I say? #MDZS #Wangxian

파푸🍤Papu @papu7851.bsky.social · 4w ago

☀️💦