Adam
@helliz4eva.bsky.social
Adam from Hazbin Hotel You know the fucking man?! CALL ME DICKMASTER!! All dicks descendant from me. I am the first man, bitch!
@voxtechoverlord.bsky.social “Oh hey, it’s an iPad!” Adam just took Vox into his hands. “Do you have any games or something?”
OOOOOOHHH!! Yeah, I blasted your slithery ass and somehow you ended up here. What — how?? Why??
[🪽] *pause then literally points to himself and waves* You LITERALLY killed me!!! *Hiss*
And who are you? I mean, I kinda know you… in some way I guess but like… you seem awfully familiar. I know you’re one of Charlie’s lame friends.. probably.
[🪽] You know what? I'm asking myself the very same question. *Hiss*
The fuck? Who let you up here-? *he’s squinting at the snake demon and ruffled his feathers*
He doesn't like that very much :C
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;(( Go follow my angel oc hehe she’s a WIP but I’m slowly working on her. ))
🐦🔥 Admin is Nitro/Toby Shelly is my oc for hazbin hotel. Shes an Exorcist! She’s based off of a Phoenix 🐦🔥. The picrew is temporary until I get proper art of her and more of a proper design for her. I am 26 years old. Minors DNI. Feel free to interact! She’s multi ship too.
“Oh Holy shit. I think Danger Tits just found me. Not that I was hiding, but she’s quick. . . That’s my girl! HAHAHA!”
(( Okay, anyone does any hazbin hotel or helluva boss commissions?? I’m looking to do something with my new angel lady… thank you. 🥰 ))
“youfuckingcunt…” He mumbled underneath his mask. He was pissed tf off now, she was really getting under his skin. “You can’t just fucking compliment someone like that and immediately insult them! What the fuck?! But what do /you/ know? You’re a demon. Most of you don’t have manners.”
Awwwh... For someone who's so "big and holy" you sure do WHINE like a little 𝙈𝙊𝙍𝙏𝘼𝙇. I guess being divine doesn't come with self awareness... 😊
“Sooo I can’t fucking talk but I can sing good.. voice is annoying but signing vocals are good…? How the fuck does that even make sense, dumb bitch?!” He’s the dumb one here, as that’s now where she was getting at. He’s just too thick headed. “My voice isn’t that annoying, like you!”
You sing like Heaven’s favorite, but talk like a man who’s never shut up in his life... What do you want me to say here?? I love the voice, hate the content. That mouth is good for singing, not thinking/yapping. so stick to your strengths.
“How the fuck does that make any since? You really love my singing voice but hate my regular talking voice???? Bitch! Make up your fucking minnnnddd!” He huffed a bit. “Demons… Augh. ✨” “You’re just jealous.”
Oh please.. Keep your ‘live show,’ holy boy. I can BARELY handle you talking.
“Thanks, babe! Maybe I’ll do a live show for you one day.” Oh he knows he has a good set of pipes.
You know for a holy man, Adam's voice sure does do unholy things to me.
// Adam is flawed. He was the first human. He’s realistic. I am aware he’s bad and he’s an asshole but I like him. He’s easily my top 3 from HH. He’s entertaining too and I adore the shit out of him! 🥰 I love writing as him too . He’s so fun to write as!
Adam huffed, wings flared out a bit. “Well, they were all one fucking night stands anyway! But some come back for more…” He’s been alone ever since Eve bit the apple. Both wives left him. “Besides, I used to have a wife.. At least…”
“I gEt MoRe BiTcHeS" YOU WANNA BRAG ABOUT BITCHES?!? [Rises on his tip toes to get in Adam's face, firm stance, all sass, no fucks given] CONGRATS ON YOUR BITCH COLLECTION, HALO BOY!! TOO BAD NONE OF ‘EM STICK AROUND AFTER FIVE MINUTES OF YOUR SHITTY “DIVINE PERSONALITY.”
“Oh, please I’m not going to take shit from a little imp…” He easily over towered the imp. “I get more bitches than you can ever dream of! Too bad you’re stuck down here in Hell… Heaven is baller.”
yeah well, at least when I'M toxic, people still 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗧𝗢 be around me. what now, Mr.HOLIERTHANTHOU HEADASS?!?
“A little imp called me out for being toxic. Well, isn’t that ironic???”
// Adam and alastor having a fight over music makes me laugh 😭
“Yeah, well… you should expand your music taste sometime, Radio Demon..”
Well, don’t pride yourself in the shit parade you call music Adam! It’ll lead you down a path of misery!
“Oh yeah? Well I .. woo both of my wives with the sweet sound of a harp!.. it worked—! And you just don’t understand the world of rock and it’s not all hard core.” He crossed his arms and huffed as he ruffled his wings a bit.
You can hardly understand a word of that putrid sound! Jazz is the way to a woman’s heart you know? Such sweet and beautiful music! •Alastor looked at him as if he was nothing more than a lost cause, as for him saying something about Charlie, he didn’t let his anger get the best of him, yet•
“Well, your little princess bitch thinks redemption is possible. Least we can both agree redemption is not possible..” He glared as his golden wings flared up a bit. “Rock music is awesome compared to your lame ass jazz!” He huffed at the demon.
When is it never boring up there? So many rules, so many lies! And don’t get me started about this delusional theory that redemption is possible! By the way, how is your… Little noise making group going? Still making those rancid sounds you call music?
“Since when we are fucking /pals/…? Anyway I came here to see that your static old ass IS still around and alive. But I did get you good. Made you ran for your money~” He chuckled. “It’s been chill I guess. Been boring in heaven though.”
That’s one way to introduce yourself after being utterly shamed! How unpleasant of you to show your face here! How’s it been old paaal?
@hellsradiohost.bsky.social “Hey Hey Hey Hey.” Blows a raspberry and thumbs down. “Anyway, sup?”
… Oh he’s /seething/ underneath his mask. “You do realize I’m the leader of the exorcists and I can kill you..” Though, he won’t. He absolutely won’t. “You have a lot of confidence, girlie. I can give you that.”
oh no… not your pretty wings flaring at me 🥺 You gunna smite me or just puff up like a cockatiel???
"Now, now, is that any way to act after picking a fight with ALL of Heaven and dooming everyone you love?" Alsstor the Radio Demon from Hazbin Hotel. Independent portrayal based on mainline canon. Semi-Detailed Semi-literate HHRP HBRP MVRP HH/HB OC's welcome and encouraged ♡
[Temp Pin] "I used to think it was the stars in the night sky that guided me... I've realized far too late that the stars that shined brightest were at my side the entire time." Independent / Head-Canon based portrayal of Stolas of the Ars Goetia from Helluva Boss. HBRP HHRP MVRP
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[Temp Pin] "When I saw your face You made me feel like a stranger in a brand new place And it felt so good to be understood But there's so much I wished that I could say So I, I'll be your armor Do whatever it takes, I'll make the mistakes I'll spend my life being your partner" Information below
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He started to laugh. But then stopped. “…I AM NOT A FUCKING PUNK ASS! I’m not taking an insult from a ✨ demon ✨.” His golden wings flared up a bit.
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“Bitch! I’m not a punk ass! WhatDoesThatEvenMean?? Whatthefuck-“ Heavy squint.
Smells like PUNK ASS /lh