It's so crazy that when you're done watching last week tonight with John Oliver, it automatically plays Bill Maher next. That's like saying "we know you've been watching a TV show about vegetarian food up, so up next we have a slaughterhouse!"
Lane Moore
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It's so crazy that when you're done watching last week tonight with John Oliver, it automatically plays Bill Maher next. That's like saying "we know you've been watching a TV show about vegetarian food up, so up next we have a slaughterhouse!"
i miss eating lettuce without fear of deadly disease :/
normal person: hi nice to meet you me: here are all the deeply upsetting stories i have all at once without any pauses
There's a "male loneliness" epidemic. Well NO SHIT. He should be alone.
Lane Moore@hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 2d agoDo men even like women?
The only time i break this rule is for Tinder Live, because leaning into debate me bros and watching them hang themselves with their own rope is great comedy every time.
sickorax@ripeteeth.bsky.social · yesterdaymy policy of ignoring debate me bros has never failed
"looking for a laid back girl who doesn't take herself too seriously" = looking for a girl who will sleep with me and leave immediately
"looking for a laid back girl who doesn't take herself too seriously" = looking for a girl who will sleep with me and leave immediately
They think they're being clever eugenicists by saying that people with "underlying health issues" don't matter, but >75% of U.S. adults have a chronic condition (including 60% of age 18–34). So what they're really saying is "nobody matters, it's okay if everybody dies from inadequate regulation."
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2d agoBreaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.
normal person: hi nice to meet you me: here are all the deeply upsetting stories i have all at once without any pauses
Can't talk now. On my way to pick up a copy of Ken Burns' Jazzercise at the This Should Be A Real Thing store.
Why do I feel like this surgical teddy bear is hitting on me
NYC folks! Tonight's show is almost sold out, we just released more tickets GET THEM WHILE YOU CAN! Doors 645 get there early so you can get a seat!!🔪🩸🔪
Lane Moore@hellolanemoore.bsky.social · last wk.NYC pals! My new horror-comedy show🩸HeartThrob Slasher🩸is back THIS FRIDAY in Brooklyn! I take a 1980s board game full of teen hunks, and use them to improvise a horror movie with YOU the audience! It's nonstop jokes, nostalgia and MURDER!🔪👌get tickets!!!🎟️ heart-throb-slasher-july-31.eventbrite.com
NYC folks! Tonight's show is almost sold out, we just released more tickets GET THEM WHILE YOU CAN! Doors 645 get there early so you can get a seat!!🔪🩸🔪
Lane Moore@hellolanemoore.bsky.social · last wk.NYC pals! My new horror-comedy show🩸HeartThrob Slasher🩸is back THIS FRIDAY in Brooklyn! I take a 1980s board game full of teen hunks, and use them to improvise a horror movie with YOU the audience! It's nonstop jokes, nostalgia and MURDER!🔪👌get tickets!!!🎟️ heart-throb-slasher-july-31.eventbrite.com
Apparently idiots are saying "all writers use AI and just don't admit it" and its just wildly false. Myself and every single writer I know who deeply loves writing, deeply loves writers, and has had their work stolen and used for AI, say they hate it BECAUSE WE HATE IT.
Why do I feel like this surgical teddy bear is hitting on me
Preparing for my show tomorrow the Hot Girl way: by getting hawt injections into my knees* *tbh theyre painful and i hate it, think good thoughts for me please👋
None of the writers I know are using AI.
Lane Moore@hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 6d agoApparently idiots are saying "all writers use AI and just don't admit it" and its just wildly false. Myself and every single writer I know who deeply loves writing, deeply loves writers, and has had their work stolen and used for AI, say they hate it BECAUSE WE HATE IT.
Apparently idiots are saying "all writers use AI and just don't admit it" and its just wildly false. Myself and every single writer I know who deeply loves writing, deeply loves writers, and has had their work stolen and used for AI, say they hate it BECAUSE WE HATE IT.
NYC folks! My comedy show full of horror movies and nostalgia is THIS FRIDAY at 7pm in Brooklyn!!! It's one of the most fun shows I've ever done and if you see this and can spread the word, I would love that! It's gonna be the best night of jokes + fictional murder.🔪🦇🩸👌
Lane Moore@hellolanemoore.bsky.social · last wk.NYC pals! My new horror-comedy show🩸HeartThrob Slasher🩸is back THIS FRIDAY in Brooklyn! I take a 1980s board game full of teen hunks, and use them to improvise a horror movie with YOU the audience! It's nonstop jokes, nostalgia and MURDER!🔪👌get tickets!!!🎟️ heart-throb-slasher-july-31.eventbrite.com
"that's crazy"="i havent been listening to anything you've said"
NYC folks! My comedy show full of horror movies and nostalgia is THIS FRIDAY at 7pm in Brooklyn!!! It's one of the most fun shows I've ever done and if you see this and can spread the word, I would love that! It's gonna be the best night of jokes + fictional murder.🔪🦇🩸👌
Lane Moore@hellolanemoore.bsky.social · last wk.NYC pals! My new horror-comedy show🩸HeartThrob Slasher🩸is back THIS FRIDAY in Brooklyn! I take a 1980s board game full of teen hunks, and use them to improvise a horror movie with YOU the audience! It's nonstop jokes, nostalgia and MURDER!🔪👌get tickets!!!🎟️ heart-throb-slasher-july-31.eventbrite.com
"that's crazy"="i havent been listening to anything you've said"
An acupuncturist while the needles were in me. He “just wanted to touch my tattoos”.
"The vast majority of people who work in film and television are not studio executives, nor are they famous actors. They are, overwhelmingly, blue-collar workers, freelancers, and small businesses. And they are in free fall." newrepublic.com/article/2136...
There’s a Blue-Collar Hollywood—and the Paramount Merger Will Kill It
Hollywood isn’t all glamour. It’s thousands of line workers. And a Paramount takeover of Warner will make their lives even more precarious.
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