“Hey~ Hey, I wake up! Don’t forget you have something special to do today! So wake up!”
The Ultimate Delinquent
@hellsdelinquent.bsky.social
“Yeah, Our badass role model turning overlord is something I gotta stop!”
Kyoko: “good work, now we just gotta do it until most of the ground is seeable. Can’t have your group tripping over themselves and hurting them.” -Kyoko continued to work, marking locations down based on how far the light shone from the first one placed. —>
glare down the lights. It doesn't work though, and he manages to just get it into place the usual way.
“I’ll hopefully see ya soon then! I got my own stuff to get ready after all!” -She waved the other off as she walked into a nearby room, most likely her classroom for the entire school year… however long that was in the netherworld.-
"I'll have to get that book back post-haste then! And maybe give the thief a piece of my mind..or boot, eheh.' She really was an energetic one. A combo of wanting to learn and hang out more with the demon, perhaps?
“Heh, of course! I have to deal with the honor roll class all the time and they barely listen to anything. When you’re a delinquent, paying attention and asking questions is what I expect. Don’t you expect me to half ass any part of our private lessons!”
"Well, a bit of a warning Rasp: I can be VERY attention-heavy. So you better be prepared to give me your full focus!"
“Now THATS the delinquent way, see you’re already getting used to it! And it would genuinely be a huge help if you could. With classes starting back up for everyone I gotta make sure my classroom is in as best condition as possible!”
"Oo-la-la! It's a deal! I'll find your book and make sure it's in perfect condition, even better than perfect. And hey, maybe I'll be able to teach you a few things as well about life in the human world. I think I got a bit more knowledge than most here."
“It’s been a while since I’ve had someone THIS invested in delinquent activity. I think I might have a new person to teach under my wing. Here’s the deal, if you can find my book before my class starts I’ll give you a week of private lessons to test your metal.”
"I mean hey, if you want to teach me, I wouldn't mind, and I ain't just saying that because I like your attention. Well..ok it's a LOT of that actually."
“Heh, maybe you should attend one of my classes then, we’ll get ya to understand MY way of going about things through delinquency. But first we need to figure out who booknabbed my book. It has to be someone from the human world but who…”
"Well I didn't take it, don't worry on that. Not that I'd even know what to do with it. Other than my teacher for shapeshifting, I haven't gone to a school in a long long long time..."
“Hey! I am a teacher, a registered teacher at that! It’s just I’m not in uniform. But in order to even teach at all I have to find that book! I dunno why someone would want it other than to mess with me, none of the honor roll took it so it’s not them…”
"The idea of you teaching is... Well, you have the look and nature of one. But your height is well..more of a student than anything else. Can you think of why someone would've wanted to steal from you though?"
“Well normally this wouldn’t be too big of an issue but I have a claw to teach in a couple of hours! And that book was a center piece of today’s lesson! I checked every dorm room in the evil academy and it’s not there so someone up here must’ve taken it.”
"Are you missing something my fellow pinkette? You actually look well..mad."
“Well you didn’t ask me, and I had my book on my teaching desk! I need it for explain the rules of delinquency you know.”
"I like reading....but don't look at me, I ask beforehand if it's alright to take another's book."
“Alright, who stole my book?! Which one of you honor roll rapscallions made off with it huh?!”
-Kyoko, despite the cloth covering her mouth seemed grateful for the other’s willingness to help.- Kyoko: “In order for this to be nice we need our lights to be spaced out enough so it covers a lot of area while not too much so there isn’t too much dark spaces. —>
to stop doing that. He heads over to Kyoko, raising a brow. "How can I help?"
“Of course! We had them on us in case of an occasion like this! It’s one of the beginner rules of being a delinquent: Always be prepared for any situation!” -Ready for any situation was certainly correct, if anything she was overly prepared for situations like this. —>
were demons?" he replies, still a little caught off guard. "So you guys can just...do that?" he asks, then, trying to regain his composure.
-The delinquent felt a since of pride with what she managed to accomplish. Granted with her *Amazing* persuasion, who wouldn’t be charmed? At the talk of money the smaller Pinkette held out her hand.- “Don’t worry, let I said I’m always prepared for everything. —>
his gang feel safe by putting up lights, rather than letting them get sent back to where they came from. "Oh, hell yeah!" "Shopping trip!" the two other grunts seem excited for this prospect. "Alright, since you guys seem so excited, wanna go get the lights?" "Boss, with what money?" "Fuck, I
“See? I told ya it would be a good idea, and I guess I can agree to that, only if you put up some more lights out here. If we’re not cleaning up then it’s best to make sure no one living here slips and falls at night.” -She smirked proudly as she looked around the area. —>
shit home lives." He shoves his hands in his pockets, looking around. "So...gang. Clean-up time?" "Clean-up time!" the two grunts cheer.
“Ok ok, but have you actually tried listening to see if it’s what THEY want. Not everyone wants to live in a run down city after all, they want decent beds and places to live. They could even have families ya know!” -Geez she’s going straight for the throat against him… —>
to grasp the concept of gentrification, it seems.
“Huh, I’m surprised you forgot. Regardless I’m the ultimate delinquent and the delinquent teacher herself, raspberyl. And the two beside me are my supporters through and through, Kyoko and Asuka.” -The two nodded, it was almost like she had a gang of her own given the matching color scheme. —>
and come over." "Yes boss..." "Okay boss..." "Better. Anyways this is...uh...what was your name again?"
“I wouldn’t be the ultimate delinquent if I couldn’t teach my delinquency to others now would I?” -She said smugly, hand still on her hips as she continued to look around at the base. It was as if she was mapping it out in a way, perhaps for any future community projects? —>
messy." He nods, hands on his hips as he surveys the place. "Ah, there's some people. We can go harrass those ones." He gestures to some Team Skull members that seem to just be kicking a ball around.
“Hmm, seems like your little group needs a lesson from the one and only! I’ll have you know that I’m a teacher at the netherworld university as well so I know my way around rough groups.” -For someone so small it was a miracle she could teach at all. What did she even teach?- —>
town, glancing around. God. Everyone was off doing their own thing again, huh? He was supposed! To have guards. Dammit...He sighed. "Well typically you'd meet my guards, but...they're fucking around right now so I guess later. Plumeria is like...the only responsible one, i swear."
-The other three followed behind, Asuka and Kyoko made sure to observe their surroundings carefully for future endeavors in the human world. Meanwhile raspberyl with her hand on her hips walked with confidence rarely seen. To outsiders, it looked like a father taking his 3 kids out for a walk. —>
then starts walking, heading towards his base in the deserted town he called his home. He had his hands shoved in his pockets as he walked.
“Yeah more or less, like I said the human and demon worlds are reversed. Compassion and empathy is what most demons oppose and are allergic to.” -Just ask Laharl or Fuji, they’d easily be able to agree with that. Whenever they do decide to go to the human world. —>
your school?" He sighs. "Well...Wanna meet my gang?"
-Unfortunately for Guzma, these three were anything but normal as they looked at him with a knowing expression.- “Duh! That’s the point! We’re not some honor roll Demons who sit on their butts and play video games all day while ignoring the sick. —>
Guzma blinks...And then shakes his head. "Bros, I don't think you know what being evil or delinquent means...All you're doin' is a buncha goody-two-shoes crap! Like...that ain't rude or mean at all! What the heck is up with that?!" He spreads his hands out, trying to convey to them that yeah.
“Don’t you worry, with me by your side all your worries will fade away into the thoughts of delinquency! Or something like that, point being. I’m here to help you and others like you with proper posture and other such activities! We’ve already donated to 5 charities today after all!” —>
He kind of wants to bring out a pokemon, but is worried what they'd do to *it*.
“And what’s the other option? Being a lazy delinquent who barely tries? I can’t be that! If I’m gonna be the ultimate delinquent then I gotta put in the effort! But we’re off topic, hmmm. What do humans normally do to make themselves happy… Maybe some candy?”
ㅤ " good delinquent.. that seems like an oxymoron, doesn't it?? " ㅤ
“Huh, well I don’t think you’re stupid. It seems I need to help raise your spirits! Don’t worry, it’s what a good delinquent would do.”
ㅤ " i'm so stupid. and no one loves me. just give it a minute or two and i'll be fine. " ㅤ
“Hey C‘Mon, I don’t know what’s got you so down but this is no time to be sad! As the ultimate delinquent it’s my job to turn that frown upside down and make ya smile!”
-The initial pain was sharp, almost stinging but it soon disappeared in favor of a very relaxing relief. Call her methods crazy but they did work.- Kyoko: “How amazing my lady! You saw right through his words and knew exactly what his problem was.” “Hah, of course I knew. —>
to accomplish? "Why are you even bothering?"
“I guess I don’t have a choice then… Kyoko, can you do the honors?” Kyoko: “of course my lady.” -Suddenly a girl In purple hair with ninja attire on appeared behind Guzma, holding his hands up to prevent any struggling.- Kyoko: “Don’t worry, it shouldn’t be too long before she’s done.” —>
"Wow, evil is on the honor roll where you're from? Wild. But seriously, you don't need to be telling me how to stand! I'm big bad Guzma! I can stand how I want!"
“Well duh! Being evil is a super honor roll thing to do and I’m not about that! But about your back, your posture will influence how you move in your future, you don’t want to be an old man who can’t stand straight do ya? Then streeeeetch out that back and straighten up!”
"The netherworld? Is that like those freaky otherworlds I had to deal with before? I'm not messing with that stuff anymore!" He grimaces, crossing his arms as he looks her up and down. "Why do you even care about my back? That doesn't sound very evil to me."
-As raspberyl and the rest of her delinquent crew escape to the pocket netherworld she just sighs.- “Next time we’re having one of the other vocaloid talents over instead of her…”
The academy should (more or less) be fine. Anyone still inside, however, better have a healthy appetite for carbohydrates in the shape of baguettes. Otherwise, they're going to have a Te-terrible time.