Not usually a morning person, but today he woke up at 5 am and went into his workshop

If you need him, he's going take the day off to tinker around in his workshop

Collie // Looking up the meaning of Hozier's Take Me to Church and.... few songs seem so well fitting for my muse as this one tbh

(Currently playing his fiddle with an audience of rubber ducks)

𝓗𝓮𝓻 𝓐𝓻𝓶𝓸𝓻@ofclippedwings.bsky.social · last yr.

Alright, role call. Who's not dead.

He's playing his fiddle this morning

Is currently trying out his best jokes on an assortment of his rubber ducks. They say nothing. Tough crowd.

Uses a spell where the piano plays itself while he dances around the room. Oh if only someone would join him.

No shower thoughts today, just a hatred of being awake

Right, she'd mentioned that before... he'd frown, eyes narrowing and a low growl escaping. "He really thinks he can just do whatever he wants. Well I won't let him get away with that."

𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐡@hellsxsirenqueen.bsky.social · last yr.

"I think, as much as I hate saying this, you're the only one capable of fighting him. I would but I threatened to rip his wings out if he came near our family and your POS father threatened to hurt Charlie in return. So that's not an option."

With a confident grin, he'll snap his fingers and there appears a white board and a marker, along with puppets that resemble the two of them.

𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫@helluvadevilish.bsky.social · last yr.

Oh! Lovely yes please bring out the wonderful puppets and white board

"What if spiders screamed when you found them?" Lucifer it's 10 pm

"I'm vaguely aware of a multiverse... first time directly encountering it, however. But hey! I can provide the white board and adorable puppets if you like!"

𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫@helluvadevilish.bsky.social · last yr.

Technically your not suppose to talk to your past self but okay, no this is multiversal *he said before sitting down * Didnt dad mention the multiverse to you? Im only asking because I'd hate to have to explain without a white board or adorable puppets

Collie // Will get to owed replies later on

"Why do we call it 'falling asleep' when we’re actually lying down?" He hasn't had his coffee yet

"If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?" He hasn't had his coffee yet

Collie // sorry about being so slow on here, my mental health is in shambles :)

"You don’t actually wash your hands—they wash each other while you stand there and watch." He hasn't had coffee yet

He looks up at her. "I'll fight Michael. I'll fight anybody. I'd rather risk my own life than lose either of you again."

𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐡@hellsxsirenqueen.bsky.social · last yr.

"You are certainly right about that. I will do everything in my power to make sure our family is safe." She pauses for a moment,"I have to ask though, if it comes down to it, are you willing to fight Michael to defend us, your family?"

"So I said, a group of squids should be called a squad. Nobody laughed. My talents are wasted here." He hasn't had his coffee yet.

"Right, enough is enough. I know we haven't always agreed on how to handle things with Heaven, but they're really getting too big for their pants now." He means 'too big for their britches'.

𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐡@hellsxsirenqueen.bsky.social · last yr.

"I couldn't agree more, my darling. If I never have to step foot into Heaven, I'll be all the more glad for it. Angels these days are getting on my nerves."

"I just would have pictured meeting my doppleganger to be a bit more... well. I dunno. Like you'd come from the future to warn me to avoid making some horrible mistake or something like that, maybe...?" He'll stand up from the piano.

𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫@helluvadevilish.bsky.social · last yr.

Id say the same to you, your abit on the short side Aswell as I haven't worn a white suit in a long time

Emily watches cat videos, Lucifer watches parrot videos.

"I'm Lucifer... Morningstar...." What "You look nothing like me?"

𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫@helluvadevilish.bsky.social · last yr.

Im Lucifer Morningstar, who are you?

Collie // I balance between here and the tumblr RPC, plus work full time. Please be patient with me :)

"Brushing your teeth is the closest you'll ever come to cleaning your skeleton" He hasn't had his coffee yet

‍ ‍‍ ‍ ‍ .·:*¨༺ ♡ ༻¨*:·. 𝙔'𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬, 𝙄... 𝙄 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨. ╰── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──╯ ↷

Piano music stops. "Who are you...?" He heard 'Eden'.

𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫@helluvadevilish.bsky.social · last yr.

*Lucifer raises a brow as he walks down the stairs in lux* How do you know that song? , I wrote that a few centuries after eden and ive never played that in front of anyone..

"I will *not* hold my horses! Nobody really has those anymore anyway. It's all automobiles for the last 30 years!" .... longer than that. But time is a blur when you're ancient and immortal. A century can go by in the blink of an eye.

"Teeth are probably the only problem that will go away if you ignore them" He hasn't had his coffee yet

"We'll make them regret messing with us, my love." He chuckles back. This latest threat... he just got his family back. There's no way he'll let them be taken from him all over again. Centuries of trying to keep the peace be dammed, he has his limits.

𝐐𝐮𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐡@hellsxsirenqueen.bsky.social · last yr.

"I would expect nothing less from you. To finally see you go feral on those who would dare oppose us. I think, the next time we are challenged, we should show them why we are King and Queen of Hell. How does that sound? Personally, I think it sounds like a lovely date night!" She giggles softly.