ᅠᅠ"Then.. sure, I'll accept that.~" ᅠᅠHe takes the wad, then looks up at the other. ᅠᅠ"Though, you must lemme get you something in return, then."

❝Did you really think I was gonna stay, spending life bent over with your fist in my A?❞ Independent portrayal of Fizzarolli from Helluva Boss. Gay. Dark and Mature themes. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. Written by ChimiFuckinChangas.

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ᅠᅠ"Is it.. a gift?"

ᅠᅠ . . . . Blink blink—. ᅠᅠ"Did... my, what for, king Lucifer..? I... already get paid.."

ㅤㅤ𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥 𝘢 𝘶 𝘨 𝘩 𝘵 𝘦 𝘳 ₊ of 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗿 and 𝗹𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗵 ♕. ╱ 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙷 𝙴 𝙻 𝙻 — (hazbin hotel rp acc)

ᅠᅠ"Theeeere you go~" Yog said again, now fluttering up to make sure everything was going alright. ᅠᅠ"Good job, Satan.. now remain in this state for as looooong as you want.~"

𝑯𝒖𝒔𝒌@gamblingking.bsky.social · 2y ago

He could definitely feel it alright. Nothing or no one could make this feeling go away whatsoever. “Mmm....”

ᅠᅠWrapping his gift to Satan....

ᅠᅠHe's decorating for the coming Holidays! ᅠᅠAll after the best feng shui of his little apartment.

(( Wanna draw this lil guy all festive 😌

ᅠᅠTime for a good crystal meditation! ᅠᅠToday is a labradorite day, for a little extra boost of intuition and confidence!

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ. . . . . ᅠᅠHe's not looking very impressed, but just smiles patiently at the short king.

ᅠᅠYogirt's eyes softened at the sight; there was just something so.. rewarding with seeing the large demon lord at peace and calm. ᅠᅠ"With eeeevery breath, you can feel that anger wash off you" He spoke softly. ᅠᅠ"Just relaaaax..."

𝑯𝒖𝒔𝒌@gamblingking.bsky.social · 2y ago

Satan would do as he's told and close his eyes and hold the crystal close to him and took slow breathes with each pulse of energy it gave off. Such a surreal yet extremely calming feeling the dragon couldn't quite explain, but wasn't complaining about either. “......”

ᅠᅠ"With all due respect, my king.. I am not hiding anything."

ᅠᅠ"Then it's a relief it's not a thing. I mean, I wouldn't wanna put my own client in tight spots!"

ᅠᅠ"No, even if we had a relationship I doubt the public would judge.. ᅠᅠLords Asmodeus and Beelzebub seem to be doing just fike, after all."

ᅠᅠ"I'm sorry to disappoint.. but I'm just his therapist, sir."

ᅠᅠ"I... believe they did. But I'm not too well versed with what's going on up-top."

ᅠᅠ".... I don't sleep with my client, sir."

ᅠᅠ"..... Wh—"

ᅠᅠ"There is no secret to it! I'm just doing my job, whi so far has been working well because of the reasons I've already told you.c

ᅠᅠ"I'm.. afraid I don't, sir."

ᅠᅠ". . . No, he doesn't? Why would he?"

ᅠᅠFor a second the flustered surprise got the best of him, but with one deep breath Yog fell back into his more collected state. ᅠᅠOnce again he cocked his head, smiling at the king. ᅠᅠ"I assure you, King Lucifer, that the only thing I do is making sure that Satan keeps his emotions under ——

ᅠᅠYog beamed at the reaction, and if he'd had a tail it would be wagging. ᅠᅠ"Save the praise a little while longer, Satan." He chirped though, making the other hold onto the crystal before fluttering down to sit in front of his boss. ——

𝑯𝒖𝒔𝒌@gamblingking.bsky.social · 2y ago

Satan could definitely feel the calming properties that the amethyst was giving off, and it made him visibly relax even more. Once again, Yogirt has helped the giant sin. “Mmm....very nice....you've done it again, Yog.”

ᅠᅠBiiiiig yoga stretch!

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ᅠᅠA seraphim... Well, that was concerning, too. Yogirt wasn't the type to resort to violence, which made his job a perfect fit for him, but... ᅠᅠ". . . Why in Lucifer's fiery pits did they send a Seraphim down here?"

𝓢𝓲𝔁 𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓟𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷@heavenspurity.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Oh, well.." .. That's concerning to her. But also it's starting to make a lot more sense why the extermination failed. ... Is Lute's arm not going to grow back-? "Well I didn't bring any weapons with me, I'm not an Exterminator. I'm a Seraphim."

ᅠᅠ . . . Blink. ᅠᅠ"Oh dear—.. you didn't know?" ᅠᅠYogirt looked genuinely surprised, and suddenly somewhat concerned. ᅠᅠ"Well, yeah.. with your own weapons, too! It was all over the TV channels here!"

𝓢𝓲𝔁 𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓟𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷@heavenspurity.bsky.social · 2y ago

"I'm not bothered, most demons don't have-- Wait, we can be killed? Since when can angels be killed?" .. Even SHE didn't know that.

ᅠᅠ". . . Sayyy, you're not from here, are you..?" ᅠᅠMight as well adress the elephant in the room. ᅠᅠ"It's very brave of someone like—.. you, to be roaming around Hell, especially since we now know you can be killed.."

𝓢𝓲𝔁 𝓦𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓭 𝓟𝓲𝓰𝓮𝓸𝓷@heavenspurity.bsky.social · 2y ago

"I'll have to buy some for my friends back at the Hotel." Chip tapping- "Maybe I should bring a few back for Sera as well, she would love them!"

ᅠᅠ"Ohhh—.. nooo nononono..!" ᅠᅠYog insisted, but there was a clear hint of flush on his cheeks. ᅠᅠ"I am a therapist, and a spiritual healer! It's my job to gain my clients trust, to show them unconditional support..!"

ᅠᅠ"Aren't.. what?" ᅠᅠWait.. did the rest of hell think he and Satan had something else going..?!