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Helluva Boss Countdown

@helluvacountdown.bsky.social

Unofficial account counting down the days until Helluva Boss season 3 (part 1) begins on October 14th, 2026!

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Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 21h ago

6 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!!

“6 days” over an image of Blitzø looking pissed, probably because he’s not at the NYCC premier today and still has to wait 6 days.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 2d ago

1 week until #HelluvaBoss season 3! Wait… 1 WEEK!??

The words “1 week” over the happiest little parrot you’ve ever seen in your goddamned life.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 3d ago

8 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

Text reading “8 days” over an image of a sweet, precious Prince, on his way to get his cloaca absolutely pounded by the stable guy.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 4d ago

9 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3! unholy fucking shit we’ve made it to the single digits 🫪

Text reading “9 days” over an image over a cool looking imp with a sunglasses and a mustache. He kinda reminds me of Blitzø, I wonder where that guy went.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 5d ago

10 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

Text reading “10 days” over the cutest fucking emo goth you’ve ever seen in your entire fucking life

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 6d ago

11 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

Text reading “11 days” over an image of Stolas and Blitzø sitting on opposite sides of a room. Stolas is bending forward, face in his hands as he fixes his makeup. Blitz looks on, reporting back that it looks good even from a distance. See? They’re fine. THEY’RE FINE. No one’s fighting. It’s all fine it’s gonna be fine guys it’s fine.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 7d ago

12 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

Text that reads “12 days” over an image of Moxxie and Millie looking unhappy. They’re probably upset because the found my stash of Stolitz porn 😔

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · last wk.

13 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

The words “13 days” over an image of Stolas singing to a past version of himself. If you don’t look at this image and hear him singing “Do you know what it’s liiiiike…” in your head then I think you need to watch the trailer ten more times. I’ll wait.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · last wk.

2 weeks until #HelluvaBoss season 3! Ah!!!

Text reading “2 weeks” over an image of Baron and The Prince. Whoa wait a second where are Baron’s fingers resting!? I wish I were The Prince right now. Or Baron. Both? Both.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · last wk.

15 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

The text “15 days” beside an image of Moxxie, Millie, and Loona. They are looking at the viewer expectantly. What the fuck do they want? The viewer is beginning to panic. Maybe we should go.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 2w ago

16 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

The text “16 days” next to Blitzø. He is looking directly at the text, probably because it dared to cover up his sweet sleepy owl on the couch. Stupid text. Blitz is loading his gun. Shit text look out fuck fuck oh god oh my god

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 2w ago

17 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

Text reading “17 days” below an image of Stolas tossing young Octavia into the air. The viewer is looking upon the scene from outside a window, which is good because the viewer is screaming and crying.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 2w ago

18 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

The text “18 days” beside an image of Millie standing in her apartment, looking nervously at the viewer. Is she about to tell us she’s pregnant? Did one of you knock Millie up? Fuck, Moxxie is going to kill you.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 2w ago

19 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

Text reading “19 days” below an image of Stolas and Blitzø looking into each other’s eyes. They look worried. And pretty. Soooo pretty.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 2w ago

20 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

The text “20 days” beside Moxxie and Blitzø, who look like they’re just about to completely beef a high five.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 2w ago

3 weeks until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

The text “3 weeks” over an image of Loona at a party in Gluttony. Her eyes are alight, probably with excitement, because this show is back in just THREE MOTHERFUCKING WEEKS somebody hold me tenderly and tell me it will be okay.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 2w ago

22 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

Text reading 22 Days over an image of Octavia looking not at all like herself. Her posture says “fuck you, Dad” but her eyes say “this is a painful and complicated situation for a teenager to be in and she’s just doing her best to process everything so you better give her a break, okay? Oh, cause YOU were SO well adjusted at 17? Hmm?)

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 3w ago

23 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

Text reading 23 Days over an image of Vassago and Stolas’s silhouettes against a starry sky. This shot in particular has NO RIGHT being as beautiful as it is. It should be illegal to make animation this stunning. I haven’t stopped crying since I saw it and my family is growing worried.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 3w ago

24 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

Text reading 24 Days with an image of a battered Blitzø having just leapt through a portal holding a plant. The plant looks fine. It is cherished. It is safe. Nothing will happen to plant. Nothing. Will. Happen. To. Plant.

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 3w ago

25 days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

Text reading 25 days atop a picture of Fizzarolli smiling. (“Smiling” is used loosely here as yes, he is physically smiling, but his eyes are not. Is this some kind of foreshadowing? Or did Fizz just shit his pants and is trying to play it cool? Time will tell.)

Helluva Boss Countdown @helluvacountdown.bsky.social · 3w ago

26 Days until #HelluvaBoss season 3!

A graphic announcing that there are only 26 days left until Helluva Boss season 3 premiers! In the background, Stolas is walking beside the IMP van as Blitz drives. They are making intense and affectionate eye contact. The tension is palpable. The viewer is sweating just thinking about their raw magnetism. It's so intense that we must look away to afford them their privacy. This is a moment between LOVERS.